(NSFW) Now, I'm not a doctor but......

jonnyburgo

.....When I got knocked out at the dojo, I don't remember getting this sort of treatment....

beed84

What the fuck is that?!  Nevertheless, impressive right hook from the other dude.

beed84

"Dave, if you get knocked out, we'll give you a hand job to try and bring you round. Cool?"

"Yeah, cool man."

Hootsmon

the look in that guys eye says he quite enjoyed that........my money is on him takin' a dive in the next few rounds......

can just picture him lyin' on the deck and startin'  tae unbutton his trousers....

racefaceec90

:-O

TinLip

To be fair, that would wake me right up and make me beat the shit out of whoever they put in front of me.

bingefeller

WTF

jonnyburgo

I reckon he was only out for a few seconds but thought, Oh hello, I'll just keep me eyes closed, this feels better than getting smacked about.

randomhandclaps

He's blatantly taken a dive there. 

TBH I reckon that's just standard boarding school first aid. 

• "Oh my, after being bitten by that insect Tarquin seems to have developed a terrible fever.  What shall we do?". "Wank him off and see if it helps!".
• "Gosh, Miles has swallowed a peanut and appears to be choking!".  "Wank him off and see if it helps!".
• "Sir, Grayson has fallen and cut his knee!".  "Wank him off and see if it helps!".
• "Headmaster, Piers is dead!".  "Wank him of and see if it helps!".

jonnyburgo

brings whole new meaning to the phrase "milking it for all its worth"

chillidoggy

WTF did you have to Google to get that?

randomhandclaps

"No Alan you dickhead!!  I said try some 'homeopathy' on him!"

beed84

randomhandclaps said:

"No Alan you dickhead!!  I said try some 'homeopathy' on him!"

"Yeah, I know, but lets try this first."

boogieman

They could at least have got a lady to do it.

Maynehead

Maybe the winner gets a girl and the loser gets a wet dream?

Panama_Jack666

When I see a NSFW thread, I like to open it, see the video thumbnail and make and assessment of what happened.

I slowly scroll down the comments revealing what has actually happened in the video.

Before I got past op I assumed the dude would be getting a blow job. I've still not watched the video and I don't think I'm that far wrong...

mike_l

randomhandclaps said:

He's blatantly taken a dive there. 

TBH I reckon that's just standard boarding school first aid. 

• "Oh my, after being bitten by that insect Tarquin seems to have developed a terrible fever.  What shall we do?". "Wank him off and see if it helps!".
• "Gosh, Miles has swallowed a peanut and appears to be choking!".  "Wank him off and see if it helps!".
• "Sir, Grayson has fallen and cut his knee!".  "Wank him off and see if it helps!".
• "Headmaster, Piers is dead!".  "Wank him of and see if it helps!".

And now we know RHC went to Eton.

holnrew

The patting on the head can't be good.

Sassafras

If he'd been hit below the belt I could just about have understood that bizarre treatment. As it is it looks more like attempted rape.

breakstuff

I said "knock him out"

"not knock ONE out,you pervert"

holnrew

Africans are weird with dicks, some tribes think semen if the essence of masculinity or something, and when they killed somebody they would suck them off so they could get stronger.

It was in that documentary on Netflix about the guy with a small penis you never get to see.