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It was full of life and frisky
Then it caught BSE
Now it's black and crispy.
I’m so bored I might as well be listening to Pink Floyd
And it was always gruntin'
She tied it to the garden fence
And kicked it's little head in
The doctor was astounded
Gynaecologists surrounded
she also had a cat
then Tommy Cooper came along
and killed it - just like that.
Her father shot it dead
And now she takes her lamb to school
Between two halves of bread...
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would... dance...
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
she kept it in her yard,
when she took her panties off,
his wooly dick got hard ....
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...dock was called Fishy by her friends
had a little lamb
the obstetrician fainted...
Mary Had
got fucked by a young local lad, Tom Wad
so Had and Wad, in order not tae make their Dads mad
had tae get wed
then the Wads had a lad .....who, as you well know, could have been a bastirt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIeHeUCtM2Q
DaLefty