Why is Helen Flanagan

Col_Decker

was this the one sir?

 

 

remind me again why I left that band?

Myranda

Which one are you?

JAYJO

Myranda said:

Which one are you?

hes the real one on the left, the right ones plazzy. Whos she with?

Col_Decker

Myranda said:

Which one are you?

I'm the one off camera to the left, masturbating like rabid monkey

chillidoggy

Blimey! They're HUGE! Good girl!

Myranda

Strangely I am sure I recognise the one on the right and the one in the middle. But I really don't recognise the boobs... and I never forget a tit!

Col_Decker

Well if you know girls who go/went to Harper Adams University in sleepy Shropshire it could be them

holnrew

Well this became uncomfortable.

Myranda

no one I know went to Shropshire uni ... so they must just look like people I know... so you can masturbate over them all you like Holn

bertie

Myranda said:

... and I never forget a tit!

Drew has that effect on all of us

Drew_TNBD

Tits are quite forgettable actually. I'm more of a labia kinda guy.

CabbageCat

Drew_fx said:

Tits are quite forgettable actually.

How can anyone remember an unlabelled body part? I can't even remember where the shallow grave I dug a fortnight ago is.

Never grow old, dude (I might be able to help with that).

Drew_TNBD

Are you insane?

ddlooping

Drew_fx said:

Tits are quite forgettable actually. I'm more of a labia kinda guy.

Oh I get it now, cunt is actually a term of endearment for you.

Drew_TNBD

Exactamundo Chet!!