People getting on stage...

Moltisanti · April 2016

This is my pet hate, and when some halfwit decides to do it, it always seems to be on my side!!!

An idiotic woman decided to clamber onto the stage at our last show (nice venue, fancy dinner, so not a dodgy pub) after knocking over a mic stand, music stand, and a pint of water she eventually f*cked off back to her numpty mates on the dancefloor.

This is what I wanted to do but am too passive aggressive to really do it...how do you handle getting rid of stage invaders ?

mudslide73 · April 2016

I don't really mind - as long as they don't break anything. Last time it happened she was quite fit, but I take it as a sign that we're going down well if someone wants to come up and dance.

EricTheWeary · April 2016

My last one was an attractive young woman who wanted to do some kind of grinding dance with me but I managed to look so awkward and embarrassed she left of her own accord $:\$ "> As long as they're well behaved I don't mind, just don't like their spit going in my mic.