Would you wear a Onesie?

Col_Decker

Yup I've got an Army Camoflage one. Absolutely essntial kit for sleeping in a campervan, it's like wearing a duvet

Myranda

What if Onesies looked like 

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Emp_Fab

I definitely wouldn't wear one if it looked like that.

Myranda

Even if you were hot with bright pink hair? 

suspiciousminds

I had to wear a santa one in work this week(,and tmorrow too).
Bloody hot to work in, but i was surprised at the amount of positive comments from people.
Still felt like a complete twat tho.

Emp_Fab

Myranda said:

Even if you were hot with bright pink hair? 

I'd get into her onesie, but not wear one on my own.  There is something about the male dangly bits that really don't work with a onesie.

ICBM

EricTheWeary said:

Hah, no. Actually access to your gentleman's gentlman is quite awkward and you have to strip off to have a poo. I need a onesie with a bum flap.

This is exactly why I suggested a Union Suit . Those Victorians knew about such things.

Bellycaster

A Onesie is a Romper Suit for Adults. I find it more than slightly distressing that the forces which prevail in the fashion industry should want to make adults look like Babies. Of course no one is forcing anyone, people do it by choice, which is more worrying.

I don't care how "wawm and cowsy" they are, why would an adult want to look like a big overgrown infant?

What next "The Shitsie"? "For the modern 24/7 person on the go who really doesn't have the time or inclination to visit the toilet."

Please read instructions carefully and dispose of appropriately.

~X(

holnrew

Hell yes I'd wear one.

The23rdman

Of course I would. Right after I'd had my penis hacked off with a sharpened spoon and my brain sucked put through my ears.

equalsql

Only if its made from cling-film..

dafuzz

I got one for Christmas from my mum last year so I wore it a couple of times then, put it in the wash and forgot about it.

Went to Download festival and saw somebody wearing one and thought "haha that's pretty funny". Fast forward 12 hours I'd seen about two hundred of the fucking things and I never ever want to see anybody wearing one ever again ever, especially me.

Deadman

Would I wear a onesie?

WTF do you think?

As long as it had Justin Bieber emblazoned on the front, yeah.

Myranda

Deadman said:

Would I wear a onesie?

WTF do you think?

As long as it had Justin Bieber emblazoned on the front, yeah.

Even though Justin Bieber has betrayed his fans by announcing his intention to retire (pfft! Retire... he's still prepubescent)

Deadman

Myranda said:

Deadman said:

Would I wear a onesie?

WTF do you think?

As long as it had Justin Bieber emblazoned on the front, yeah.

Even though Justin Bieber has betrayed his fans by announcing his intention to retire (pfft! Retire... he's still prepubescent)

Get away. I didn't know that. How am I ever gonna get over that?

Hang on, I already have.

johnnyurq

Myranda;110864" said:

What if Onesies looked like 





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Just imagine the fashion faux pas if she accidentally put it on back to front. I have always welcomed pushing the boundaries of fashion so would be OK with that.

Sambostar

Didn't Chris Holmes wear a Spandex tiger stripe onesie back in the 80's with WASP? 

I think you people are missing the true fashion potential..  He was cool man.

 

And just think, these women that wear onesies...when they take a shit they are naked!

Or do they onesies come with shit flaps?

holnrew

I walked in on a woman on the toilet with a "playsuit" I think it's called, around her ankles. It made it more embarrassing than just walking in on somebody.