eBay Ad of the day

SunDevil

This is for a hifi amp rather than for guitar, but it probably goes to show how crap google translate is..

..either that or a seven star gallbladder is what's been missing from my tone all these years

http://vi.raptor.ebaydesc.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItemDescV4&item=361435591740&category=14970&pm=1&ds=0&t=1465082354117

thermionic

Worth repeating, for the LULZ:

Description:

• Adopt outstanding improve ultra to recommend work set the circuit free while being getting linear.
• Grade has enlarged the circuit for SRPP ago, have made the one machine loud and wide , distorted and little frequently.
• Output transformer is it import audio frequency special-purpose silicon steel sheet (0.35mm ) and high strength high-quality enameled wire and special to is it make craft make to wind to adopt.
• Machine this adopt foreign famous-brand special-purpose to Hifi grade electrolytic having polarity electric capacity and high-quality Third Ring Road money to hinder and make stereo, the main sound channel selects for use and imports the special-purpose volume electric potential device.
• This machine use grade gallbladder *7 of 12As not famous with behind grade use by gallbladder the EL84s and top-grade English walnut side board not wooden not real not famous.
• Adopt audio-grade Electrolysis and Philips MKP non-polar AC capacitor Make it low-noise,quite music background and durable.

SunDevil

I especially love "English walnut sideboard. Not wooden, not real, not famous"

Also, some of the Amazon review comments they've included at the bottom are hilarious

Sassafras

Third ring road money

thermionic

"Not real not famous"

That's 95% of us on here.