...well, I found it funny anyway....

Wolfetone

I spotted the main picture which compelled me to discover what metal brute of a guitar lurked within the case.

i was astounded when it was a pink Encore 'Blaster'.

Well, as I said in the title, I found it funny.

Heavy rock guitar

Moss

I'm impressed at the gravity-defying amp that comes with it

Nitefly

Maybe he means it weighs a lot...

Sporky

The trem doesn't look well-set.

But anyone who can't play hard rock on that just can't play hard rock.

equalsql

I'm trying to imagine Zakk Wylde playing that