Drew's poo poo thread

Drew_TNBD

Bright yellow mustardy shits all over my hand. Grim.

I'll get her back one day, I swear it!

Iamnobody

Fucking women eh?

Plukky

This is as good as it gets poo-wise!

TheBlueWolf

Why did your wife shit mustard on your hand?

WezV

Gone past the initial green/black into mustard.... that's progress.

you need to update this in 6months time when she has had her first baked beans.


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babies and festivals.  Why is it they make it okay to talk about shit

Plukky

Some small perspective:

Tonights offering was was dark, sticky, brown and studded with mashed carrot and had to be wiped off the bottom of the bath. Which then had to be sanitized along with the three thousand bath toys. 

Give me yellow yogurt any day. 

marantz1300

I can lay you a large bumpy shite and send it to you in a tin ..

if you want.

bingefeller

You now have all the lucky poos you need my friend.  

fretmeister

Weaning = shit like whole grain mustard.

Didnt eat it for years 

Jetfire

Has his spawn been summoned forth yet? She only got pregnant ten minutes ago ffs.. I know Drew has impressely potent spunk but my god man

Col_Decker

After 1 month: oh no there's poo on my t-shirt, I'd better get changed.
After 2 months: oh no there's poo on my t-shirt, I'd better sponge it off.
After 6 months: oh no there's poo on my t-shirt, I'll just rub it in, everything I've ever worn has been shat on. My whole life revolves around shit. Shit and bath water temperatures.

axisus

I spent 10 years changing nappies. That's what you get for having 4 kids that overlap the nappy phase. 

Jetfire

Tbh, unless its squirted down your leg, you dont really have much to complain about.. 

octatonic

I've never changed a nappy, and probably unlikely to.

Drew_TNBD

Already lost count!

dindude

It's only just begun, I've had ones that resemble that scene from Trainspotting.

boogieman

Wait until you start weaning her. I never realised how much shit one little body can churn out. Having kids also makes you realise that weetabix and milk dries out to the consistency of reinforced concrete. 

scrumhalf

Oh! This is about kids!

I thought I'd stumbled on some weird fetish sub-forum.

Fortheloveofguitar

Wait until they hit toddler stage and start shovelling it out of their nappy and onto the walls and every surface possible. 

Poocasso paintings 

mudslide73

How are you sleeping so far? Master Mudslide was in his own room after six weeks due my snoring keeping him awake

marantz1300

Congratulations.

Treasure these beautiful moments Drew.

 They are fleeting and what life is all about.