In the News

stimpsonslostson

I don't recall seeing a thread for amusing/interesting news stories so I thought I'd start one.

Here's your starter for 10: 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/florida-millionaire-married-granddaughter-terrible-shock-a7341906.html

I wonder what the 24year old exotic dancer saw in her 68year old millionaire spouse… although they DO say that women often marry men like their fathers!

Feel free to supply your own stories.

thermionic

I don't mind Christianity, but I don't like it forced down my throat:

http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/buckley-pastors-accidentally-risqu-church-11973976

frank1985

I thought this was a spoof article from The Onion when I first read it...

http://www.inquisitr.com/3506810/black-metal-cult-legend-elected-to-norwegian-city-council-must-serve-4-years-despite-campaign-ads-with-his-cat-saying-please-dont-vote-for-me/

stimpsonslostson

Today's winner: 
http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/06/student-got-vibrator-stuck-up-her-backside-during-sex-with-boyfriend-6174685/?ito=facebook

snakemanStoo

stimpsonslostson said:

Today's winner: 
http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/06/student-got-vibrator-stuck-up-her-backside-during-sex-with-boyfriend-6174685/?ito=facebook

Mrs Stoo's internet friends have a rule : "No flange, not safe"

stimpsonslostson

Woman seriously burnt after 'fart starts fire during surgery'

https://www.indy100.com/article/surgery-severe-burns-tokyo-woman-7390456

scrumhalf

snakemanStoo said:

stimpsonslostson said:

Today's winner: 
http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/06/student-got-vibrator-stuck-up-her-backside-during-sex-with-boyfriend-6174685/?ito=facebook

Mrs Stoo's internet friends have a rule : "No flange, not safe"

How about phasers?

ennspek

scrumhalf said:

snakemanStoo said:

stimpsonslostson said:

Today's winner: 
http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/06/student-got-vibrator-stuck-up-her-backside-during-sex-with-boyfriend-6174685/?ito=facebook

Mrs Stoo's internet friends have a rule : "No flange, not safe"

How about phasers?

Only if set to stun.

Reverend

frank1985 said:

I thought this was a spoof article from The Onion when I first read it...

http://www.inquisitr.com/3506810/black-metal-cult-legend-elected-to-norwegian-city-council-must-serve-4-years-despite-campaign-ads-with-his-cat-saying-please-dont-vote-for-me/

I chat to him a bit on Facebook. The only time I met him in person he just growled at me : )