Red Squirrel Leprosy

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SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745
edited October 2016 in Off Topic
I know the Californian kids caught it off the armadillos, but this is insane.  Brownsea Island and Anglesey have been quarantined.  You can kill the grey squirrels because they are foreign and classified as vermin. 

Ginger supremacy.

With some leprosy.

I hate grey squirrels.

But only because they are so bolschi and try to eat your nuts.



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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    Grey squirrels destroy trees. You used to be able to shoot them and then take the tails to your local police station for a bounty of sixpence per tail. I think it stopped in the 1960s.

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  • SargeSarge Frets: 2403
    Grey squirrels are edible, red are not. 
    problem solved. 
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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745
    I heard it was a shilling per tail.  Maybe the price of a hairy grey tail varied from County to County.
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    Sambostar said:
    I heard it was a shilling per tail.  Maybe the price of a hairy grey tail varied from County to County.
    Twas sixpence where I lived but I guess it could have varied based on the population etc.

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  • lloydlloyd Frets: 5774
    I've killed hundreds of grey squirrels as a boy, terrible really. Some I ate, some were left for the crows, with that kind of bounty I'd have been a millionaire (I'd have upped my game and killed more) by15.

    Little to do in North Wales in the 80's and 90's see.

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  • thermionicthermionic Frets: 9637
    I was back in Anglesey a couple of months ago and I saw a red squirrel. I can't remember if any of the squirrels I saw when I was a kid were red, so this might have been the first. Which is cool.
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  • BidleyBidley Frets: 2928
    lloyd said:
    I've killed hundreds of grey squirrels as a boy, terrible really. Some I ate, some were left for the crows
    Were you raised by wolves?
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  • ESBlondeESBlonde Frets: 3590
    There was something on TV at the weekend, country file I think, anyway they are reintroducing the pole cat somewhere as a natural predator to the grey squirrel. Apparently the Reds are much bigger and don't get threatened. Tufty for the win.
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  • lloydlloyd Frets: 5774
    Bidley said:
    lloyd said:
    I've killed hundreds of grey squirrels as a boy, terrible really. Some I ate, some were left for the crows
    Were you raised by wolves?
    I was, it gave me problems socialising when I was younger but I'm alright nooooooooooow.

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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    ESBlonde said:
    There was something on TV at the weekend, country file I think, anyway they are reintroducing the pole cat somewhere as a natural predator to the grey squirrel. Apparently the Reds are much bigger and don't get threatened. Tufty for the win.
    I thought the red were smaller but they are more alert and faster so harder for the polecats to catch.

    The grey squirrels in my garden are a menace. Already had to have one tree removed and they attacked the bark. They are forever buying nuts in the lawn ... tree rats.

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  • TroyTroy Frets: 224
    Fretwired said:
    ESBlonde said:
    There was something on TV at the weekend, country file I think, anyway they are reintroducing the pole cat somewhere as a natural predator to the grey squirrel. Apparently the Reds are much bigger and don't get threatened. Tufty for the win.
    I thought the red were smaller but they are more alert and faster so harder for the polecats to catch.

    The grey squirrels in my garden are a menace. Already had to have one tree removed and they attacked the bark. They are forever buying nuts in the lawn ... tree rats.
    Where do they get the money from to buy them though? More importantly why do you sell them nuts?
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  • mikeyrob73mikeyrob73 Frets: 4671
    ESBlonde said:
    There was something on TV at the weekend, country file I think, anyway they are reintroducing the pole cat somewhere as a natural predator to the grey squirrel. Apparently the Reds are much bigger and don't get threatened. Tufty for the win.
    The Reds are much smaller, cuter and actually native to the UK, Greys were introduced from North America in the late 1800s. 
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    Troy said:
    Fretwired said:
    ESBlonde said:
    There was something on TV at the weekend, country file I think, anyway they are reintroducing the pole cat somewhere as a natural predator to the grey squirrel. Apparently the Reds are much bigger and don't get threatened. Tufty for the win.
    I thought the red were smaller but they are more alert and faster so harder for the polecats to catch.

    The grey squirrels in my garden are a menace. Already had to have one tree removed and they attacked the bark. They are forever buying nuts in the lawn ... tree rats.
    Where do they get the money from to buy them though? More importantly why do you sell them nuts?
    :-)

    It's the pesky weasels ... they get the squirrels high on rhubarb juice and the sell them nuts ... it's mayhem at Fretwired Towers. I need a couple of polecats ...

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  • ESBlondeESBlonde Frets: 3590
    ESBlonde said:
    There was something on TV at the weekend, country file I think, anyway they are reintroducing the pole cat somewhere as a natural predator to the grey squirrel. Apparently the Reds are much bigger and don't get threatened. Tufty for the win.
    The Reds are much smaller, cuter and actually native to the UK, Greys were introduced from North America in the late 1800s. 
    You may well be right, I was otherwise occupied when the broadcast occured and can't even remember what the program was.
    Still Tufty was our green cross hero (for those of a certain age).
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  • SargeSarge Frets: 2403
    Troy said:
    Fretwired said:
    ESBlonde said:
    There was something on TV at the weekend, country file I think, anyway they are reintroducing the pole cat somewhere as a natural predator to the grey squirrel. Apparently the Reds are much bigger and don't get threatened. Tufty for the win.
    I thought the red were smaller but they are more alert and faster so harder for the polecats to catch.

    The grey squirrels in my garden are a menace. Already had to have one tree removed and they attacked the bark. They are forever buying nuts in the lawn ... tree rats.
    Where do they get the money from to buy them though? More importantly why do you sell them nuts?
    They squirrel it away, obviously! 
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  • thermionicthermionic Frets: 9637


    Unlike those damn grey squirrels, who drive like bloody maniacs.
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  • Fretwired said:
    ESBlonde said:
    There was something on TV at the weekend, country file I think, anyway they are reintroducing the pole cat somewhere as a natural predator to the grey squirrel. Apparently the Reds are much bigger and don't get threatened. Tufty for the win.
    I thought the red were smaller but they are more alert and faster so harder for the polecats to catch.


    Pine martens numbers recovered in areas of Ireland and the grey squirrel population plumetted. Pine martens and red squirrels have co-existed in the same eco-system for a long time. Pine martens have almost vanished from Wales and Scotland ans the greys have gone rampant.
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  • holnrewholnrew Frets: 8207
    I've never seen a red squirrel. There's meant to be some around Jesmond Dene, but I haven't mnaged to cop a sight.
    My V key is broken
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28339
    If you do find a red squirrel badly infected with leprosy, make sure that you cook it thoroughly before eating.
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  • SteveRobinsonSteveRobinson Frets: 7036
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    The last couple of days we've had a grey squirrel in the garden. Does anyone know where I can get a pine marten?
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