Fatama Whitbread

Hootsmon

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fretmeister

Hootsman doesn't tell jokes.

He refreshes memories.

axisus

except she threw the javelin ...

starwarsnosebleed

She's a lovely bloke, by all accounts.

scrumhalf

I went out with her for a while.

She chucked me.

rossyamaha

Like Lou Ferrigno with tits. 

TonyR

...was the punchline to an old Northern joke that I can't remember.

"... it's Fatima wi' t' bread"

siraxeman

you'd lose in a fight against her.

I'm sure you'd find her a lot more femine these days, as she won't be juicing anymore as she's long retired. Cos you know really that juicing with PEDs (steroids and other drugs) is the standard for top level sports in the last 30yrs.

tone1

If I spilt her pint, I'd buy her another one 

RandallFlagg

Packs meat & 2 veg 

Fretwired

tone1 said:

If I spilt her pint, I'd buy her another one 

Careful .. too many pints and she'll throw-up all over you.

breakstuff

I can't believe the level of misandry round here.

Iamnobody

siraxeman said:

you'd lose in a fight against her.

I'm sure you'd find her a lot more femine these days, as she won't be juicing anymore as she's long retired. Cos you know really that juicing with PEDs (steroids and other drugs) is the standard for top level sports in the last 30yrs.

She never failed a drugs test though - couldn't fit her dick in the bottle...