.. and when I looked outside, the bird was on the concrete path and appeared to be dead. I picked it up, it was alive and in a minute or two was able to stand up on my hand. My wife identified it as a Goldcrest, the smallest bird I ever saw. In comparison, a robin is quite large! By now the bird was moving its head from left to right and as it was not opening and closing its beak, I concluded that it was merely stunned and not in major pain. I brought it over to our lavender hedge and stood the bird up underneath one of the bushes. Lavender is a well known stimulant and it helps recovery as well as providing some shelter and cover from aerial enemies.
Half an hour later the bird was gone. It appears that it had recovered and had flown, hopefully none the worse for the unplanned adventure.
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This presented me with a considerable dilemma; my bin had just been emptied - so I didn't want it rotting in there for nearly two weeks.
Fortunately, my neighbours - who I'm none too keen on - were in France for a fortnight and some deft action with a shovel soon ensured it was laid to rest on their side of the bondary fence....
I'm glad the wee thing recovered.
I said maybe.....
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Not my cat, but he does like hiding under bushes. He's also a tabby and he's so well camouflaged that sometimes it's hard to tell he's there unless you see his eyes.
We've had wood pigeons fly into the kitchen window a couple of times - they make a huge bang and leave a sort of 'angel' imprint on the glass. I wondered why they were so stupid until I went outside and put my head down at pigeon height above the ground, and looked at the window. It's so reflective it looks like a tunnel straight through the house with the sky behind.
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A few years ago we had a goldcrest fly into our kitchen. We dont see many of them round here normally, so was a bit of a rarity. I think it must have been making its way through the ivy on the wall of the house. Once we managed to get it out it hung on the wall for a bit whilst it gathered it's thoughts:
I was in a Subaru Impreza doing about 140mph when they all took off across the track. One of the poor bastards went straight into the windscreen. Not pretty. He / she went to the big corn field in the sky. I lost about 10 years off my life.
I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to
artistic licence may have embellished this memory.
what...you bring 'em round then throw them in the bin?
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did it have a little bandage on it's head?
God that was awful, should have let the cat do what he does really. .
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That line had me in stitches...
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Gerry Anderson played bass in a ‘Showband’ in Ulster in the sixties and seventies and went on to host a show on bbc radio Foyle aired week days @ 1030 - 1200AM , I could get in the car on the medium wave and often when listening I’d have to ‘pull over’ for fear of an accident at some of the unbelievable ‘phone in’s’ discussions.
They became almost cult status and an animation studio decided to put ‘visuals’ to the actual broadcasts phone-ins.
I used to tune in week days 10.30 till twelve to Radio Foyle which was / is available on the MW in the car and often had to ‘pull over’ with tears in my eyes at the outlandish conversations.
heres some examples which lead to more, thankfully some people have put them on the net for all to enjoy -it
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and a follow up -