Oh CHRIST! This weird thing came out of me!!

Drew_TNBD

fretmeister said:

You made a little feminist!

Congratulations!

Hmmm, I doubt it... she's showing very early signs of intelligence.

Snap

She's very lovely Drew. Ace

equalsql

Now that's a great picture
But is she the boss????

Philly_Q

Drew_TNBD said:

If you've not had kids yet, do it. It's actually kinda cool.

People without kids are LOOSSSEEERRRSSSSSS !!

That's it, drive home exactly how empty and meaningless my existence is, why don't you.

Lovely baby though.

Drew_TNBD

Philly_Q said:

Drew_TNBD said:

If you've not had kids yet, do it. It's actually kinda cool.

People without kids are LOOSSSEEERRRSSSSSS !!

That's it, drive home exactly how empty and meaningless my existence is, why don't you.

Lovely baby though.

 

Flink_Poyd

I like how she's shaping up for a left hook. 

holnrew

I can't even look after myself let alone another human. And no bitches want on this dick anyway.

Mad props for managing both

Hootsmon

stoater

cruxiform

Great Pic! It's ace being a dad.

WezV

Drew_TNBD said:

WezV said:

Drew_TNBD said:

If you've not had kids yet, do it. It's actually kinda cool.

People without kids are LOOSSSEEERRRSSSSSS !!

Have you formed your strong opinions on co-sleeping, baby led weaning and the best way to get them sleeping through the night.

feel free to impose them on every other parent.  It's the done thing   

Whisky is the answer to all those things.

For you or the baby?

bingefeller

Drew_TNBD said:

I kinda wanna start an egotistical meme page. Take all the cute pictures of me and my daughter and put them alongside quotes about me from people on this forum. I think that would be hilarious.

Drew_TNBD

hahahahah! That's the EXACT quote I had in mind!

bingefeller

Drew_TNBD said:

hahahahah! That's the EXACT quote I had in mind!

haha, that's the same one I thought of when I read your comment.  Classic.  

Drew_TNBD

I feel like I should respond to it - "I'm doing it dad!! I'm doing it!!"

Aidanspaghetti

monquixote said:

Drew_TNBD said:

monquixote said:

Great to hear you are enjoying it Drew.

Kids are pretty cool when they aren't ejecting bodily fluids all over you.

Nah, even that bit is amazing. Got home Wednesday night at 1:30am after pulling a ridiculous shift, and sat down on the sofa - tired, cranky, holding back tears because I didn't want to cry like a little bitch in front of my friend.

And then the baby threw up all over me and all I could do with laugh in amazement at how fucked my life is!

Brilliant!

Wait until they are on solids and it's got bits of carrot in it

Seriously though it's all good.

Wait until kids are about 1.5 and start doing MAN SIZE SHITS.
Ouch.

monquixote

The time between the start of epic adult shits and potty training does tend to drag.

WezV

ah, King Kongs fingers.    You will wonder if your child has a problem the first time they do one of them... likely in the bath


The one child poo i will never wipe from my memory is the one done just after the first taste of beans

Sporky

Drew_TNBD said:

I kinda wanna start an egotistical meme page. Take all the cute pictures of me and my daughter and put them alongside quotes about me from people on this forum. I think that would be hilarious.

Feel free to use any of mine, chief.

Also on the poop thing, today I dug out our dog-poop digester, 'cos it's where the new workshop will be.

Most horrific experience of my life. By some margin.

PolarityMan

WFT is a dog-poop digester? (actually if its some kind of gimp i dont wanna know).

Sporky

It's a sort of composter thing.

Turns out it works very, very slowly, especially when the poops are in poop bags.