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PSA - The Clocks have gone back

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Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24429
Another hour in bed !!!!!!!!1


Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 7968
    Woke up early.  Dammit. 
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  • eSullyeSully Frets: 981
    Or if you have young kids ,,,,


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  • Flink_PoydFlink_Poyd Frets: 2490
    edited October 2016
    The clocks may go back but my body clock still said go for a piss  and be up at 6 am. Fucking stupid idea
    Nobody is guaranteed tomorrow.....


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  • stimpsonslostsonstimpsonslostson Frets: 5420
    edited October 2016
    My youngest has been up at 0530 all week, so today my morning started with porridge at 0430. 
    Another day of wondering why I waited till after having kids to get a vasectomy. 
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  • CHRISB50CHRISB50 Frets: 4323
    No extra hour for me. 

    My my mother in law decided to 'pop round' at 7:30 this morning. 

    Happy days. 

    I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing I ain't pretty and my legs are thin

    But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to

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  • jd0272jd0272 Frets: 3867
    How did I forget? 
    "You do all the 'widdly widdly' bits, and just leave the hard stuff to me."
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  • Good about time, coming over here stealing our jorbs. Hooray for brexit
    ဈǝᴉʇsɐoʇǝsǝǝɥɔဪቌ
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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745
    Yeaaaaah.  The pub is going to open an hour later.
    Backdoor Children Of The Sock
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 28674
    edited October 2016
     
    Another day of wondering why I waited till after having kids to get a vasectomy. 
    Causality gets upset if you have a vasectomy before having kids. Hope that helps.
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • martmart Frets: 5205
    Sporky said:
     
    Another day of wondering why I waited till after having kids to get a vasectomy. 
    Compensation department in the NHS gets upset if you have a vasectomy before having kids. Hope that helps.
    FTFY.
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  • mart said:
    Sporky said:
     
    Another day of wondering why I waited till after having kids to get a vasectomy. 
    Compensation department in the NHS gets upset if you have a vasectomy before having kids. Hope that helps.
    FTFY.
    Actually, you sign a form saying that they're not liable for any mishaps.  
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  • Nearly went to the supermarket an hour before it opens. That's what I get for relying on traditional timekeeping methods rather than my trusty smartpphone like a proper person.
    I'm just a Maserati in a world of Kias.
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  • martmart Frets: 5205
    Actually, you sign a form saying that they're not liable for any mishaps.  
    Does it also count Mrhaps? Or are they excluded because they're generally not as expensive as Misshaps?
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  • richardhomerrichardhomer Frets: 24849
    The 'extra hour in bed' is just an establishment lie.

    I know what this is about - it's the state making you get up an hour earlier - nothing more, nothing less.

    When I'm in power, I'll put a stop to it....
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28341
    I didn't have an extra hour in bed, I had an extra hour up at night. Watched a classic Star Trek episode.
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  • chrispy108chrispy108 Frets: 2336
    Maybe when Scotland become independent we can stop messing about with the clocks.

    Total nonsense.
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  • paul_c2paul_c2 Frets: 410
    All my clocks in the house receive a radio time signal, so set themselves when the clocks change. I didn't even realise the clocks had gone back until this thread.
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 72620
    Maybe when Scotland become independent we can stop messing about with the clocks.

    Total nonsense.
    Scotland *wants* to stop messing about with them - we want GMT all year round. If anything, if Scotland becomes independent you're more likely to get GMT+1 in the winter and GMT+2 in the summer, or some such idiocy.

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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  • thermionicthermionic Frets: 9671
    The clock went back 40 years on June 23rd.
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  • Handsome_ChrisHandsome_Chris Frets: 4779
    edited October 2016
    The clock went back 40 years on June 23rd.
    And here we go.

    Is there a Godwin's Law that applies to The Remoaners?
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