I'm running out of shit to keep me entertained on the internet...

Sporky

The trick is to be your own meme.

DiscoStu

Make beer.

Emp_Fab

Fretwired said:

Have a break from the forum .. go walking in the Welsh mountains and come back in 2026 all refreshed. A 10 year break will do us all good ... ;-)

I think you mean that.   ...and you got two Wis's for it as well.

boogieman

Seriously mate, you live in a beautiful part of the country with some amazing scenery. How can you be bored? Get outside. Take a camera with you. 

snakemanStoo

You could go out and milk a horse

Emp_Fab

It's only beautiful on the rare occasions when the sun comes out.  This time of year it's cold, still and permanently 100% overcast.  Dull, flat grey as far as the eye can see and silent.  This only changes when it rains, when it becomes cold, still, overcast, dull flat grey, silent - and fucking wet.

It's like a gentler version of waterboarding.

Sporky

Emp_Fab said:

It's only beautiful on the rare occasions when the sun comes out.  This time of year it's cold, still and permanently 100% overcast.  Dull, flat grey as far as the eye can see and silent.  This only changes when it rains, when it becomes cold, still, overcast, dull flat grey, silent - and fucking wet.

That sounds glorious!

Decent waterproof jacket, nice woolly hat... bingo.

boogieman

Emp_Fab said:

It's only beautiful on the rare occasions when the sun comes out.  This time of year it's cold, still and permanently 100% overcast.  Dull, flat grey as far as the eye can see and silent.  This only changes when it rains, when it becomes cold, still, overcast, dull flat grey, silent - and fucking wet.

It's like a gentler version of waterboarding.

You sound depressed rather than bored tbh. 

Emp_Fab

Yeah, you're right.  Recent events have put me in a shitty place and this crappy weather isn't helping one bit.  The weather affects me a lot.

bingefeller

liveleak.com is a good laugh to browse.  

ESBlonde

You tube the Stirling Davis Pallet challenge. Watch a few.

Then go find a pallet and practice for next years entry. It's what your shed is really for.

Col_Decker

Here you go

two of my old school chums doing silly things to a mini. You're welcome.

speshul91

If the weather affects your mood so much@emp_fab have look into s.a.d.

I'm sure you can get lightbulbs that replicate sunlight that help and there's a whole new thread.

RandallFlagg

when the internet has nothing else to give, turn to porn

Moltisanti

have you gone down the youtube conspiracy theory rabbit hole ? you can waste days on that stuff

learn how to do magic from youtube - it's HARD though

capo4th

So I just wasted an hour of my life on liveleak 

boogieman

capo4th said:

So I just wasted an hour of my life on liveleak 

An hour????!! Bloody amateur. 

CabbageCat

Emp_Fab said:

Suggestions please ?

F*ck off.

equalsql

You need baseball my son.
Grab a cold one and settle back and watch the wonderful game..

siraxeman

p90fool said:

Go and do something, instead of watching other people do something.

Don't lie on your deathbed wishing you'd actually left the house occasionally.

in other words....get a life!