Scared of a zombie attack?

boogieman

then buy this. 

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56952067.html

merlin

My dream house! 

sgosden

THATS A FUCKING CASTLE!!!!!!! I WANT THAT CASTLE!!!! I DONT WANT TO LIVE IN PEMBROKE BUT I WANT A CASTLE!!!!!!

might need a bit of renovation by the looks of it...

guitarfishbay

Must belong to a drummer, the local county annexed itself

scrumhalf

Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
ONE!

Thunderbirds are GO!

Ravenous

You could re-shoot the end of The Holy Grail on that island!

"'Tis but a scratch!"

EricTheWeary

That's seen better days but wow, I'd have that . 

Budgie

Wow! I'd love that. Is it just the house (castle) or the whole island, it's not clear. But it does come with 2.5 acres, so I guess it's the island. Definitely a dream project. Repel all 'boarders'. Doesn't Bear Grylls live on a similar sort of island off Wales somewhere?

Axe_meister

Damn. I'm thinking of moving out of London next year and this is exactly on budget.

not_the_dj

Posting meltdown...carry on!

boogieman

Grade 2 listed so you'd have to be careful with the renovations, but what an amazing place to call home. 

FX_Munkee

boogieman said:

Grade 2 listed so you'd have to be careful with the renovations, but what an amazing place to call home. 

English Heritage (on boat): We'd like to inspect the renovations you've been carrying out.
Me: *lights cannon fuse*

jonnyburgo

I'd make a zip wire to the mainland - Whoooosh!

boogieman

jonnyburgo said:

I'd make a zip wire to the mainland - Whoooosh!

Wonder if you could persuade the Ocado bloke to use it too? Save going down the shops

Myranda

How much is under-sea cabling to plumb in an interweb?

thermionic

FX_Munkee said:

boogieman said:

Grade 2 listed so you'd have to be careful with the renovations, but what an amazing place to call home. 

English Heritage (on boat): We'd like to inspect the renovations you've been carrying out.
Me: *lights cannon fuse*

English Heritage can't say anything, it's in Wales.

Myranda

thermionic said:

FX_Munkee said:

boogieman said:

Grade 2 listed so you'd have to be careful with the renovations, but what an amazing place to call home. 

English Heritage (on boat): We'd like to inspect the renovations you've been carrying out.
Me: *lights cannon fuse*

English Heritage can't say anything, it's in Wales.

I hear the Welsh Heritage people can be bribed with cheese toasties