Would you believe.... I have a dragon in my kitchen?

fretmeister

I had never really thought about it before. I just assumed that my kitchen couldn't have a dragon in it. You know, because they aren't real.

But then I heard someone claim that a lack of dragons is a conspiracy and I started doing my own research. I had never heard of it before! 

I carefully googled for things like "Kitchen Dragons are Real" and "Küche Drache sind wahr" and "Lies about the lack of kitchen dragons." 

It turns out that kitchen dragons are real.

Reverend

Wake up sheeple. 

snakemanStoo

I did wonder where all the smoke came from. I thought it was from slightly overcooking food, but a dragon is far more logical

TheBlueWolf

My Kitchen Dragon is called Dave.

xSkarloey

I think the fact this thread will be moved to Parody any moment is proof of an establishment coverup. 

Wake up! 

Human race get off your knees! 

Let the dragon scales fall from your eyes! 


Wibble, wibble wobble' ftanggggggggg! 

fretmeister

snakemanStoo said:

I did wonder where all the smoke came from. I thought it was from slightly overcooking food, but a dragon is far more logical

I know, right! All these years I just accepted what people told me. 

A Massive conspiracy. There must be an army of Dragon Hiders working throughout the world. Just in case someone comes home from work early and the Dragon must be put in it's lair, and to deal with people coming down in the middle of the night to investigate an unexpected whiff of sulphur.

The Dragon Hiders must be awesome at keeping secrets. I mean the govt regularly loses laptops or CDs with NHS or tax date on it, but they've really managed to be completely competent with the Dragon Hiders.

I'm just appalled we've been lied to for so long. 

merlin

I have a family of garden dragons and a downstairs toilet dragon too. I thought dragons were pretty common, Now I see that they actually are. Great. Marshmallows. 

Fretwired

Nurse, nurse - @fretmeister has gone all JK Rowling ... :-)

fretmeister

There is evidence



See!

Debunk that! You do it. I can't be bothered to read anymore. You do it for me.

Sporky

Even the countertop is scaly!

fretmeister

Sporky said:

Even the countertop is scaly!

Why did I not see that before! All the signs were there!

Clearly something that looks a bit scaly is entirely causative of Dragon conspiracy!

Myranda

fretmeister said:

There is evidence



See!

Debunk that! You do it. I can't be bothered to read anymore. You do it for me.

"Oh... You're a girl dragon..."

scrumhalf

Given that the kitechen in my flat is very small, I have to make do with a lizard with a hot air stripper strapped to its head.

cj73

Of course there's a dragon in your kitchen....how else would the Feng Shui get worked out?

Fretwired

Chalky

I thought this was going to be a damning indictment of Mrs @fretmeister's stern culinary attitude and Gordon Ramsay impressions....

fretmeister

I normally do the cooking, but she's definitely the slave driver.

Roland

We have a dragon in the sitting room. She is called Esse. 

merlin

^^^^^^^^^

She's pretty hot. Mind you, so is the kitchen dragon a few posts back..... 

sinbaadi

At least the tinfoil hat might actually serve a useful purpose in this case!!

axisus

We're talking about Mother in laws here aren't we?