I'm off work this week to decorate my sitting room (or whatever you call it) ready for a new sofa to arrive on Monday.
It's an almost new house so apart from some rough joins and paintwork, it's not too bad.
But my god it's a filthy job. I've just sanded down the walls because the builders slap the magnolia on a bit unevenly, and now the entire place is covered in a few millimetres of powder. My lungs are full of it too. And I didn't think until too late but loads of my tools are in the room. Worst bit is that I've had to fill a channel where I ran a new electric cable and that isn't dry yet so that'll be another few tons of dust to scatter tomorrow.
Fortunately we got rid of our old sofa and some other bits of furniture. But there are still things obstructing the hall and stairs, so the house is a shambles. And I'm feeling claustrophobic because I'm stuck in the same room all day trying to get it done.
How on Earth does anybody ever do this without such a nightmare situation? How do the professional decorators manage?
Aaargh, I just walked into the kitchen which is at the other end of the hall, and my wife says "why are there dust footprints on the kitchen floor?" Turns out the dust has reached here too, it's not dust from my feet.....my feet are leaving impressions in the dust covered floor.
Oh, and I've got a pins 'n' needles feeling in my hand from the orbital sander.
I don't care how much it costs, next time I want to change things around, I'm just going to buy a new house.
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Try living in your house while it's being rewired and the builders are in at the same time - then you really will know what dust is!
I have just had to re-decorate my flat... a "simple" 30 minute job took me a weekend and left me looking like my hands had been crucified -- but I was using crappy tools and I was doing it arse upwards. Once I'd stopped bleeding I phoned someone who knew what they were doing.
Worth every penny. Done to a much higher standard than I could achieve; much quicker than I could do it; and for me, no stress, no pain.