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HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15976
edited December 2016 in Off Topic


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tae be or not tae be
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15976
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    tae be or not tae be
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15976
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    tae be or not tae be
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28339
    There was me thinking that this thread was about a stocking filler to keep the wife quiet for a bit.
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  • roundthebendroundthebend Frets: 1137
    I'm fed up of the poor quality of turkeys available in supermarkets at Christmas. I've tried Tesco, Sainsbury's, Asda, Waitrose, and Morrison's, and never been impressed. So this year I'm going for a Lidl Donkey.

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    My wife and I decided to spend the whole of last night watching Christmas films back to back. Unfortunately, I wasn't the one facing the screen.
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  • BellycasterBellycaster Frets: 5861
    What's the deal with Advent Calendars? People keep buying them, I thought their days were numbered!
    Only a Fool Would Say That.
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9687
    I've heard the elves are working to rule this year - apparently they're complaining there's too much red tape.
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • TimmyOTimmyO Frets: 7467
    HAL9000 said:
    I've heard the elves are working to rule this year - apparently they're complaining there's too much red tape.
    That's Elf and Safety for you 
    Red ones are better. 
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    I once bought my son a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.”

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15976

    not a xmas joke but a Ken Dodd one....

    One old dude says tae an other  " did you ever have super sex in your day?"

    2nd old dude..." Oh yeah, but it was the soup every time"

    tae be or not tae be
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  • eSullyeSully Frets: 981
    edited December 2016

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