Something is wrong with me

snakemanStoo

I opened a bottle of wine to go with dinner tonight and I haven't finished it.

I'm planning on saving the rest for the weekend.

I know I'm turning 40 in just over a month but WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED????

I'm concerned, but not enough to drink the rest of the wine

BigBearKris

One bottle of wine you say...

http://allinpackaging.co.uk/images/companies/4/Biggest-wine-bottle1.jpg

tone1

Your body is gearing up for knocking the booze on the head for the entire year of your 40th....that's what I did. I figured that after 25 years of drinking, my body deserved a year off 

snakemanStoo

BigBearKris : like it.  Although right now I'd save it for the weekend.

Tone1 : I really hope not.  

ToneControl

buy better wine
you're just getting fussier

hotpot

I recently threw out of date beer out of the fridge.....the shame.

Rocker

Good call @hotpot. "Beer" that you can store in the fridge is not beer.  Real beer requires a pump to draw it from the cask, the best place to look for it is in your local pub...

snakemanStoo

Well, I just twisted my bad ankle doing karate so the bottle is going to die

Sassafras

You've developed more of a taste for crack?

WezV

Rocker said:

Good call @hotpot. "Beer" that you can store in the fridge is not beer.  Real beer requires a pump to draw it from the cask, the best place to look for it is in your local pub...

Real beer also exists in bottles, and even cans these days.  The secondary fermentation process is much more controllable than the pub setting.  Love cask in a good pub, hate it in one that doesn't know how to look after it properly.


my out of date beer (usually cheap stuff left at my place by other people) in slug traps.... they love it