Love Jesus, Paul Gilbert and Ibanez? Today is your lucky day!

rossyamaha

http://www.ebay.com/itm/IBANEZ-PGM80P-PAUL-GILBERT-MODEL-WITH-IMAGE-OF-VIRGIN-MARY-HOLDING-BABY-JESUS-/282288252869

proggy

Ten Grand!

p90fool

The description is fantastic, definitely worth a read!

Nikko

 "The baby Jesus...of Bible fame"

failed_astronaut

That has made my day and it's not even 9am!

"Source:  Bumper stickers, T-shirts, and Facebook memes"

Got to be a wind up?

Philly_Q

That is utterly brilliant.

ThePrettyDamned

It also makes worship sweep arpeggios, worship pinch harmonics, and worship multi-octave polyrhythmic bidextral tapping licks a breeze to execute.  Your congregation will be in awe...as if they aren't already.

axisus

Ha ha! great blurb.

maltingsaudio

Nikko said:

 "The baby Jesus...of Bible fame"

That has got to be the internet win of the day

Megii

I have to say I think it looks more like a parrot (facing left), but of course that would be worth far less, as there are fewer people of the parrot faith out there, and thus a smaller market.

dindude

Brilliant.

"Gsus sounds particularly good on this splendid instrument" - genius

FX_Munkee

Excellent description, but I have to say the close up photo just shows me a sad slug looking at me.
Maybe this is why I'm not playing worship.

ESBlonde

I'm glad this is in illinois otherwise a reverse Blues Bros pilgrimage would have to take place and I'm not sure I can get the time off work!

scrumhalf

Jesus?

Surely the f-holes would have healed.

Strangefan

Comedy gold:

     We can ascertain that this is in fact an image of the Virgin Mary based on the fact that the Christian God (and his son, Jesus) is the one and only true God.  This renders moot any claim of the virgin birth of any other prophet.  70% of Americans do not dispute this, so why are you even asking?  Furthermore, there exists no evidence that it is *not* the Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus.  Source:  The Bible 

2.  How can we know that this is an image of the Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus and not just some random anomaly in the Ash wood grain?

     If you have faith and just believe, you will feel it deep inside your heart.  If you have no faith, there is no way you can know.   Source:  Bumper stickers, T-shirts, and Facebook memes
3.  These guitars sell for $1399.  How can you justify the price of $10,000?

Strangefan

Did I mention that I am offering a very generous $1,000 discount to anyone who voted for Donald Trump?

Genius