Nearly chopped my finger off!

TheBlueWolf

I forgot to ensure my head was out of  the way while closing a car boot several years ago. A large cut on my head, along with a large amount of claret convinced me to keep my head out  of the way from that point onwards.

BRISTOL86

paul_xt said:

I once very stupidly broke up a rabbit hut with an axe...in flip flops 
I think you can probably work out how that one ended...

I'm stumped. 

RandallFlagg

I once pushed one of my cuticles back a bit too much and caused it be a little sore

richardhomer

paul_xt said:

I once very stupidly broke up a rabbit hut with an axe...in flip flops 
I think you can probably work out how that one ended...

Did the rabbit bite your toe?

Deadman

You're not a bloke until you've seen your own bones/internals.

CloudNine

viz said

^ Lol.

My sister cut her tongue on a piece of edam. 

She should really eat more Caerphilly.

JMP220478

CloudNine said:

viz said

^ Lol.

My sister cut her tongue on a piece of edam. 

She should really eat more Caerphilly.

genuine belly laugh ..

Emp_Fab

+1 :-)  Hahahahaha !!

fields5069

I have a scar on my finger from some psycho Idiazabal cheese. My wife, girlfriend at the time, insisted on chopping wedge cheese downwards, taking a slice out of the pie so to speak. However this wedge was so thin that I had to lay the cheese down. I then layered bad choice on top of bad choice by cutting the cheese towards me, completely cack-handed, with a really bad "laser" knife, the type which never needs sharpening yet goes blunt after a week. Cue a cut down to the bone, a Spanish doctor gleefully explaining that a local anaesthetic was pointless as it would hurt as much as the stitches, a scary-looking stitching needle to dig down into the flesh as the cut was on the tip. In the middle of that, the missus decided that she'd had enough of staring at blood and passed out, her head sounding like a coconut as it hit the marble floor. I had to wait, mid-stitch, while the doctor tutted and called someone to bring a wheelchair and take wifey for an x-ray. Any sympathy directed at me was then obviously siphoned off in her direction.

Emp_Fab

She did that on purpose mate....  Did you check her bag to see if she had any coconuts in there ?

DLM

That's the Annual @Noisepolluter Award For Self-injury sorted for this year then...

thomasross20

Jesus, be careful!

ICBM

thomasross20 said:

Jesus, be careful!

You're a bit late for that, he's been dead about two thousand years.

He was a carpenter though, so he probably had his share of self-inflicted doziness.

fields5069

Emp_Fab said:

She did that on purpose mate....  Did you check her bag to see if she had any coconuts in there ?

It was as if she was willing it to happen. She hates the sight of blood but was fascinated at the same time. Doh. Coming from a Catholic country, her life is full of contradiction so one more won't hurt!

Steffo

I had a paper cut yesterday. Pure agony.

ftumch

I've lost half my little finger on my fretting hand to an overhand planer.

ourmaninthenorth

D'yer hear the one about the bloke who got his dick trapped in a machine at work? whooosh, cut the bugger straight off. He went home and give the wife a right bollocking.....

viz

CloudNine said:

viz said

^ Lol.

My sister cut her tongue on a piece of edam. 

She should really eat more Caerphilly.

Wonderful!!!!