He blew his mind out in a car

jonnyburgo

If your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condem, they will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem.

RandallFlagg

Tone71 said:

Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude

That's Entertainment

RandallFlagg

Washing machines live longer with Calgon

axisus

My fave would be:

Do you remember chalk hearts melting on a playground wall
Do you remember dawn escapes from moon washed college halls
Do you remember the cherry blossom in the market square
Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair

Hootsmon

uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

oh Superman

Moss

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and hurt you

Pure poetry

p90fool

She stole George's watch just like they always do,

Wa-hoo, wa-hoo-oo.

ESchap

There was a young man from Leeds,

who swallowed a packet of seeds .....

richardhomer

I'll tell you now and I'll tell you firmly, I never want to go to Burnley.

Iamnobody

No doubt inspired by the OP's example:

I bought the paper yesterday and I saw the obituary 

And I read of how you died in pain - 

Well I just couldn't understand it

tone1

Flash....ahh ahh, the saviour of the Universe  

horse

You want the dog? I'll let him out

Come and get some baby

Come and get some baby

ronnyb

She puts her hands in her back pockets Betty Davies style

littlegreenman

Gonna ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop-chute.

quarky

dindude said:

that Micky Mouse has grown up a cow

Love playing that song. Not that I can do it justice, but I enjoy it!

richardhomer said:

I'll tell you now and I'll tell you firmly, I never want to go to Burnley.

Nowt wrong with Burnley!

mudslide73

True love ain't that hard to find 

Not that you will ever know 

Would you lay here for awhile? 

Please, do not let me go 

dern

And then one day it happened
She cut her hair and I stopped loving her

Chalky

Sometimes I wonder why I spend
The lonely night dreaming of a song
The melody haunts my reverie
And I am once again with you

thumpingrug

Well do you remember a time when you thought you belonged to something more than you? 
A country that cared for you 
A national anthem you could sing without feeling used or ashamed 
You poor sods have only yourselves to blame.

JezWynd

money doesn't talk, it swears