Predictions for 2017?

Chalky

I'll start by predicting that none of those who say they would refuse an honour will do anything that gets them nominated for one!

Also, during every month of 2017, someone famous will die.

Lastly, someone will win the Lottery posthumously.

What are your predictions for 2017?

richardhomer

I think Donald Trump will be president of the US.

joeyowen

Russia will get slightly bigger 
Chelsea will win the league 
Some new illness to scare us all we become apparent 

boogieman

The Daily Mail will publish scare stories about the huge tide of immigrants coming to our shores, how Muslims are all benefits cheats and a piece on how Our Dear Queen is coping with Philip's declining health, gawd bless 'er. 

Bridgehouse

joeyowen said:

Russia will get slightly bigger 
Chelsea will win the league 
Some new illness to scare us all we become apparent 

You had me until you mentioned Chelsea..

Sporky

We might leave the EU slightly.

We will have ace arguments.

JezWynd

richardhomer said:

I think Donald Trump will be president of the US.

Impeached.

littlegreenman

The moon will rotate the Earth, which will rotate the Sun, until @siraxeman proves otherwise

richardhomer

JezWynd said:

Assassinated

FTFY

Chalky

JezWynd said:

richardhomer said:

I think Donald Trump will be president of the US.

Impeached.

On what grounds?

snakemanStoo

Chalky said:

Also, during every month of 2017, someone famous will die.

And people will act as though death is unusual and surprising.

robgilmo

The west will continue to wage wars for pipeline territory blaming it on terrorism sand religion, the government funded media will still stir hatred towards those we are ''liberating''. 
people will still not see the difference between refugees and immigrants and will still direct their hatred towards those in need because our media told them to do so.
Happy new year guys.

Clarky

Chalky said:

JezWynd said:

richardhomer said:

I think Donald Trump will be president of the US.

Impeached.

On what grounds?

on grounds that the assassin missed

Nitefly

If I make it to 22nd May, I'll be 68.

Yay.

Gassage

I think:

1. The Queen will pass.
2. There will be huge turmoil in politics with May being forced to resign.
3. Lions will win in NZ for the first time since 1971.
4. There will be another Packer like revolution in cricket.
5. There will be a major theatre war (not a west end theatre either).

ourmaninthenorth

I'll continue to provide comedic material to God by hinting at some of my plans....

frictionfraction

JezWynd said:

richardhomer said:

I think Donald Trump will be president of the US.

Impeached.

Release a sex tape 

57Deluxe

I actually think, contrary to pop belief, that DJT will get things done cos he gives Jack Shit to liberal conventionalism. Obama was all style over substance - ultimately no good to anyone.

JezWynd

Chalky said:

JezWynd said:

richardhomer said:

I think Donald Trump will be president of the US.

Impeached.

On what grounds?

Telling fibs.

snakemanStoo

frictionfraction said:

JezWynd said:

richardhomer said:

I think Donald Trump will be president of the US.

Impeached.

Release a sex tape 

You bastard, that image is in my head now!  Where's the throwing up smilie?

octatonic

Syrian Civil War will end with Assad will be propped up by Putin and Trump working on co-operation.
Article 50 will be triggered.
May, having inherited an impossible situation, will struggle to deliver anything meaningful
Europe will begin to crumble.
More terrorist attacks in the West.
Yemen will still be an non-issue internationally.