This (giving positive feedback) is one aspect of online sales that really pi$$e$ me off. We bought a new TV and a DVD player from a nationally known brick and mortar shop soon after Christmas. We selected the items in their shop, paid for them and brought them home. We did not have to write up a glowing report on the buying experience and all that jazz. Yet if we went online and bought the same items from the same company, we would have to 'award' them 5 stars for getting the boxes to our house.
Next thing the pizza home delivery service will be looking for feedback.....
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [Albert Einstein]
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And what, pray tell, do you believe would happen if you decided not to leave them a 5-star review?
It must have been a particularly slow day in the Rocker household for this to be the subject of your rage against the world. If you hadn't just received a feedback email from Dixons we would probably be suffering, "Why are sheep so often white? Dogs are usually brown. Why can't sheep usually be brown like dogs? Next thing we know they will all fly and shit razor wire."
There is always some agitated tech nazi who never sleeps and won't let it lie going off on one, all the while getting further and further detached from reality as he rights the wrongs in more and more reviews for their ignorant content, like the women who left a negative review because her new TV wouldn't switch on whilst it wasn't plugged in, or the guy who opened his pizza box upside down..
It does make me laugh,
I think it must be like therapy for some people. I imagine Emp does stuff like this a lot.
But if I've been really really impressed with something then I might.
https://soundcertified.com/speaker-ohms-calculator/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD
One was for a t-shirt (yes, really) I'd ordered as a present for a friend. Ordered from a firm in Florida, Hermes simply failed to deliver and sent it back with "refused delivery" as the reason, surprise surprise, and yes I was in at the "refused" time stated. Firm initially queried it due to being "refused", but when I asked their on-line advisor why would I refuse an item I clearly wanted and had already paid for they were like "Yep, makes no sense at all, we'll courier it back to you at our expense, and review our use of UK delivery options". I got the T-shirt redelivered from Florida by FedEx 48 hours later! That was worth a good review in my book.
If I were to buy this T-shirt with 3 wolves on then maybe I would join the epic reviews here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B00EVDYHZ6/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_summary?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=helpful
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