We're that little bit closer to Annihilation

Stevepage

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-38760792

Well done everybody, keep up the good work we're nearly there!

FX_Munkee

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/trump-has-already-pressed-fake-nuclear-button-cia-gave-him-over-a-dozen-times-20170126120990

DONALD Trump has nearly worn out the large fake red button that the CIA told him would set off nuclear weapons.

Trump first pressed the button after getting a lukewarm cup of coffee during his first day at the Whitehouse and has pressed it incessantly ever since.

A White House insider said, “He was watching a repeat of Who Wants to be a Millionaire? yesterday and he got the £1,000 question wrong and he just totally lost it and said that people needed to pay for that.

“The question was ‘What is the capital of Peru?’ So you can guess who he decided to nuke for that one.

“Bolivia. Because that’s what he thought the answer was.

“He then decided that Italians were generally a bit rude so he knew how to sort that out.

“He’s currently under the impression that we also nuked France yesterday because he once received unsatisfactory service in a restaurant in Barcelona.

“There are a number of things wrong with that sentence but if we start highlighting them then we have to start highlighting all the other stuff too and we really don’t have the time.”

ICBM

breakstuff

DesVegas

Can't you just take the batteries out?

Winny_Pooh

Good. Bacteria are more useful to the planet anyway.

Sambostar

Sambostar

WezV

Hmm, I guess that explains the strange goings on at work.

a saw a central nervous system floating down a corridor the other day.  Then yesterday, a naked blue dude appeared out of thin air!

Ravenous

And... we'll... All go together when we go,

What a comforting fact that is to know,

Universal bereavement,

An inspiring achievement,

Yes we'll all go together when we go!

(Apologies Tom Lehrer.)

axisus

A doomsday clock is such a dumb idea. The hands remain static most of the time, or they can go forwards or back. This is nothing like the behaviour of a clock. What plonker thought up that appalling analogy?

Bygone_Tones

The British media will pull anything out the bag to have a go at Trump.

Dominic

Why does Sambostar always post videos that are nothing whatsoever to do with the topic in hand .......
Am I missing some kind of Cryptic Clever ?

axisus

Dominic said:

Why does Sambostar always post videos that are nothing whatsoever to do with the topic in hand .......
Am I missing some kind of Cryptic Clever ?

more like Drunk n' Deranged

Fretwired

There's always an opportunity for some people to benefit from Armageddon ..