The worm has turned

Sambostar

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/barrow-furness-girl-gang-jailed-095128119.html

ICBM

That was unfair. The poor chap was only an amateur footballer.

If he'd been a professional he'd have known not to go into a flat with three women without at least one of his mates with him.

starwarsnosebleed

Sexually assaulted with vegetables.

its hard not to laugh, but yes, if that was 3 men doing that to a lady, the whole world would know about it.

corr, thats made me hungry. Carrot surprise tonight!

Dominic

OK ,so he was sexually assaulted with vegetables .......but surely the fact that they peeled them first shows some degree of further intent............
 I put it to you that this wasn't just any "girl gang " and that they were ,in fact, a Cannibal girl gang intending to make soup out of him for their "own consumption "
 Just thought i would beat the Tabloids to the meat of the story !

tone1

Some people would pay good money for that 

TimmyO

Have you *been* to Barrow-in-Furness ? 

You have to make your own entertainment

TimmyO

OK, in all seriousness, that's a life-changing thing to happen to you. I hope the guy can get his shit together and get beyond it :-( 

57Deluxe

This has to be a false story - I mean Barrow-in-Furness and vegetables??? Really???

Bellycaster

Poor bloke, he got himself into a bit of a Stew there.

Nitefly

I imagine those three are off to a pretty heroic welcome at  their new place of residence...

not_the_dj

Was that a Two Ronnies reference?

Nitefly

not_the_dj said:

Was that a Two Ronnies reference?

LOL I remember that - Diana Dors prancing about like a leather-clad Gestapo officer 

Sambostar

He had to be admitted to hospital, probably for stitches.  He won't be able to shit for a month poor fella.

Seriously, I knew there'd be zero sympathy but only humor amongst the Hillary blazing, Trump denying, rabid feminists on here.

Next time a girl who's looking for it with a bunch of football players gets plied with alcohol and passes out whilst a bunch of pissed up lads strip her and then prepare an assortment of vegetables and condiments to stick up her orifices whilst filming and live streaming the entire show, the feminists will be outraged and the thread will get moved to speakers corner and I will make jokes and laugh and I will be banned.

Hillary loving, men loathing, self loathing hypocrites.

Bellycaster

Sambostar said:

He had to be admitted to hospital, probably for stitches.  He won't be able to shit for a month poor fella.

Seriously, I knew there'd be zero sympathy but only humor amongst the Hillary blazing, Trump denying, rabid feminists on here.

Next time a girl who's looking for it with a bunch of football players gets plied with alcohol and passes out whilst a bunch of pissed up lads strip her and then prepare an assortment of vegetables and condiments to stick up her orifices whilst filming and live streaming the entire show, the feminists will be outraged and the thread will get moved to speakers corner and I will make jokes and laugh and I will be banned.

Hillary loving, men loathing, self loathing hypocrites.

I hate Hilary Clinton, I'm also prepared to "wait and see" as far as Trump is concerned and I don't go in for any mob minded SJW or shitty Facebook memes and the like. I think people do understand the serious side to this and feel sorry for him, the girls deserve all they get 100%.

Sambostar

axisus

Looks like an inside job to me

ToneControl

I can't imagine these sort of jokes being typed in if the genders were reversed.  That's how programmed society is.

Clarky

Nitefly said:

I imagine those three are off to a pretty heroic welcome at  their new place of residence...

I wonder how things would have gone if that was three guys doing that to a girl..

Deijavoo

Yeah, spent a bit of time in Barrow/Dalton in Furness back in my youth and this story didn't surprise me at all. 

However the sniggering attitude towards the young bloke this happened to is very depressing. 

Nitefly

Clarky said:

Nitefly said:

I imagine those three are off to a pretty heroic welcome at  their new place of residence...

I wonder how things would have gone if that was three guys doing that to a girl..

Absolutely, @Clarky , although I'm sure there would be some knuckle-draggers who would applaud...

Bucket

Deijavoo said:

However the sniggering attitude towards the young bloke this happened to is very depressing. 

+1.

I find it extremely disheartening that male victims of pretty nasty cases of sexual assault like this one are still mocked. I wonder how some of you would react if this happened to your 19-year-old son - and if he regained consciousness outside your house after being knocked out with vodka and sexually assaulted while either incapacitated or totally unconscious.

Would you be able to look him in the eye and crack a joke about it? Maybe you'd just tell him to "man up" and be grateful that three young women took such an interest in him.