In the past 24 hours I have apparently

maltingsaudio

Been subject to a plane delay
Been in a motor accident
Owed more than £5000 in debt
Asked to write a will
Inherited 6.5 million
Been to Walmart 
Been in a dispute with Paypal
Paying too much for energy
Won an Ipad
Have many hot Russian and Philipino wives wanting to marry flirt or you know
The warranty on my car has run out
Been on holiday and recieved reward vouchers

Its a busy life!!!!

thermionic

All that and you don't have a claim for PPI?

Strangefan

Have you been looking at pics on photobucket.com on a mobile device?