Canada mint worker who hid $130,000 of gold in rectum jailed

thermionic

Canada mint worker who hid $130,000 of gold in rectum jailed

The judge passed sentence... and the defendant passed a gold ingot.

Over to you, folks.

Bridgehouse

I'm in Or of that..

HAL9000

Must be nice to have piles of gold...

littlegreenman

Bridgehouse said:

I'm in Au of that..

FTFY

menamestom

It's a pity he's been jailed, as I hear he was a great Conductor.

menamestom

What does his new cell mate and Neil Armstrong have in common?


They both have a thin layer of gold over their helmets.....

MagicPigDetective

He's paying the panalty 

Bridgehouse

littlegreenman said:

Bridgehouse said:

I'm in Au of that..

FTFY

I was going for the Heraldry Pun.

There's not enough of them about these days..

breakstuff

That's some expensive bum nuggets.

richardhomer

Getting caught is hardly the hallmark of a master criminal....

jellyroll

Sounds like a pita. 

Kebabkid

Gold...
Always believe in your (arse) soul

Octafish

Sounds like an inside job to me...

Kebabkid

Octafish said:

Sounds like an inside job to me...

A ringer.

scrumhalf

They had to bring Sherlock Holmes in to solve it.

"Alimentary, my dear Watson."

axisus

He should have stuck fivers up. We've all had the odd bum note but it's hardly a criminal offence.

57Deluxe

Gold is cold

jonnyburgo

Like a human one armed bandit machine

dogload

Apparently he doesn't exhibit any trace of gilt.

menamestom

A similar case also happened with a mint worker in the UK in 2002.  But rather than send him to prison they left the gold where it was and Gordon Brown sold him for £6.72.  True Story.

menamestom

Do you know how they found it?  Somebody heard him tell a co worker:-

'Just off to drop the quids off at the pool....er I mean kids.....'