You know when you're getting old when.....

breakstuff

you're preferred flavour of crisps are the ones you sprinkle a little sachet of salt over.

https://imgur.com/grOgtFP

breakstuff

And then you get excited when you realise they've put an extra sachet in.

Dominic

And you get indigestion 20 mins later
and you worry that your statins will cope with the extra cholesterol
and you fold the packet before putting it in the bin

breakstuff

Dominic said:

and you fold the packet before putting it in the bin

Bin ready.


https://imgur.com/GcbLoOF

Roland

You forget to take your statins

57Deluxe

flavoured crisps? - since when?

scrumhalf

Salt?

I remember salt. It's on the list of forbidden things.

Along with pretty much every other fucking thing you might want.

marantz1300

Your knob don't work.

Sesh

Speak up!

boogieman

You can't sit down or get up without saying "ooof". 

dogload

You think the weather is getting warmer then realise you've soiled yourself

randella

You feel draughts.  So many draughts.  Jesus, people - were you born in a barn?  Shut the bloody door.

RocknRollDave

the gap between your date of birth and the current date is quite large.

CabbageCat

...you are intellectually able to grasp even the most rudimentary understanding of the flow of time.

breakstuff

Apologies upfront.Monday morning downer alert.



The wife and I were watching a something on BBC4 the other night when Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana came on along with the date it was released when a horrifying thought occurred to me.Twenty five years ago I was a young,vibrant twenty one year old.In the blink of an eye I'm suddenly forty six.The horrifying part is when you add a further twenty five years on I'll be seventy one.Now that's when you know you're getting old,and a lot faster than you'd wish.

CabbageCat

breakstuff said:

Twenty five years ago I was a young,vibrant twenty one year old.In the blink of an eye I'm suddenly forty six.

Dude, you might want to see an optician about that.

breakstuff

CabbageCat said:

breakstuff said:

Twenty five years ago I was a young,vibrant twenty one year old.In the blink of an eye I'm suddenly forty six.

Dude, you might want to see an optician about that.

  

strumjoughlamps

When you think back instead of plan forward 

EricTheWeary

Yesterday I was driving and a Dire Straits song was on the radio and I didn't turn it off. 

breakstuff

When your ideal Sunday evening is staying in watching Countryfile.

goat

breakstuff said:

Apologies upfront.Monday morning downer alert.



The wife and I were watching a something on BBC4 the other night when Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana came on along with the date it was released when a horrifying thought occurred to me.

Nevermind is as old to kids of today as Help! by The Beatles was to us back in '91.