Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older:

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               #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. 

              #8 Life is sexually transmitted. 

              #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 

              #6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and sex, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. 

              #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. 

              #4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. 

              #3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 

               #2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

               #1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.

 

        

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  #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.


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