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Taking your other half out for a meal?

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  • fretmeisterfretmeister Frets: 24483
    My wife asked me to book a table.

    So I did. I was surprised though, I thought she hated snooker.
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28341
    If you take a girl out for a first date and you tuck into your anchovies but she doesn't touch her cumberland sausage, she's probable not a keeper.
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  • dogloaddogload Frets: 1495
    'Adult Toy'?
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  • Bygone_TonesBygone_Tones Frets: 1528
    looks like the adult they are referring to is ken dodd
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  • richardhomerrichardhomer Frets: 24842
    edited February 2017
    I find the whole Valentine's thing tiresome.

    I once asked a girlfriend what she'd like as a present? "Something with diamonds would be nice".

    She never did thank me for that pack of cards....
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  • maltingsaudiomaltingsaudio Frets: 3140
    My mates gf asked mine if we wanted to go out as a 4 tonight. My first reaction was Does my mate know as he's not the romantic kind. I'm taking popcorn should be fun!
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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745
    Just waiting for the inevitable time someone order's one and give's it to their kid as a Happy Meal and then tries to sue the pants of Burger King for being deviant sexual perverts with free legal aid, so I'II just get this in first, Happy Meals come from Mcdonalds you fecking morons.
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  • NikkoNikko Frets: 1803
    Take my Wife out to eat, or stay in and eat my Wife out??? Mmmm decisions decisions...staying in it is! :)
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  • professorbenprofessorben Frets: 5105
    Nikko said:
    Take my Wife out to eat, or stay in and eat my Wife out??? Mmmm decisions decisions...staying in it is! :)
    Stay in and order a takeaway. 
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  • guitarfishbayguitarfishbay Frets: 7962
    Well my g/f bought us tickets to go see Devin Townsend Project so wasn't a bad valentines day.
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  • professorbenprofessorben Frets: 5105
    guitarfishbay said:
    Well my g/f bought us tickets to go see Devin Townsend Project so wasn't a bad valentines day.
    God damn that's impressive, I got a bag of haribo with a cut out heart on it. 
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  • WezVWezV Frets: 16742
    I got s stomach bug the day before.  Valentines was called off this year.
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    professorben said:
    guitarfishbay said:
    Well my g/f bought us tickets to go see Devin Townsend Project so wasn't a bad valentines day.
    God damn that's impressive, I got a bag of haribo with a cut out heart on it. 

    Do you know who's heart it was?

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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