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i learnt a lot about welding with that car, would have another ?, damn right, In a heartbeat
It allegedly came with an MOT etc but after a couple of months I'd realized it was literally stuck together with spit and sawdust, which was terrifying as I was a 20 year old boy racer. It had a manual choke too.
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Massively gut-wrenchingly quick for six months, followed by mind-blowingly 0mph slow for the rest of it's life.
60mph down an A road, followed by Christmas tree lights/Blackpool illuminations on the dash, a Not-very satisfying bang, then 0mph ad infinitum
Is there any car that can demolish a front set of tyres quicker.
My other dog of a car was an Austin Maestro where the quality of the build and the materials was something that had to be seen to be believed. The fit of the doors was such that you could probably get in and out of the car without actually unlocking it.
In the 2 years I had it, I changed the manifold-downpipe gasket 4 times and did 3 headgaskets (always blew between cylinders 2 & 3). Other than that it was a really fun motor.
Mk3 Golf.
Total and utter shite motor. It sat at a different dealership in the group for months (should have been an indicator). I got it because I needed a car quickly.
Typical VW kept blowing the thermostat housing. Then the power steering pump gave up.
Best was a Volvo s40, in 10 years never needed anything other than filters changing, oil and discs and pads. It did need a topmount bearing doing, but that never got done. In the end corrosion underneath got the better so it went to the scrappy.
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
Horrible car that broke down constantly even after throwing lots of money at it. The hydraulic system failed when I was going some on the motorway; no power steering, no brakes, no suspension. It had a good engine though in fairness.
I had a BX19TRS (petrol) estate which was probably the least reliable car I've owned, but even that wasn't really terrible - certainly given how little I paid for it and how old it was. It was also a brilliant car for carrying big loads, exactly because of the hydraulic suspension. I can still clearly remember the smell of LHM hydraulic fluid though... a whiff of that and you knew trouble was coming.
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I've had a number of shit cars.
Morris Marina, 1.8 Super. It wasn't super at all. Had aircon though - huge holes in the floor. Burnt oil like no tomorrow. Twin cams though, so it did go a bit. Metallic green with brown velour interior. Sweet. Was my first car though, so I thought it was ace.
Viva - metallic brown, uh huh. Never started, so always had to bump it, used to park at the top of our road so I could roll start it every day, and it would backfire every time. Bet the neighbours hated me. Funny though. Thing is, the wipers wouldn't work if the lights were on. Which was a problem. So, I got hold of an old wiper from a scrapped transit van, and would use that.
To get to my girlfriend's house, I had to go down 3 junctions of the M6, so I would drive in the pissing rain, with my arm out wiping the windscreen with this chuffing great big van wiper. Regularly. Also, the rear indicators didn't work so that was a bit novel.
After that, I bought a Lada RIva, 1.6. Burgundy, with grey body kit. Rock right on buddy. Actually, that wasn't really that bad. Well, I suppose it was, but it was reliable. I used to drive over the M62 in it quite a lot. The first time, I was going up the hill towards Saddleworth, and even though I had my foot flat down, it was still losing speed. Lorries overtaking me. Thought I'd blown piston rings, so I pulled over to have a look under the bonnet. As I got out, the problem became clear: there was a raging headwind, and it was just so piss weak, it was struggling with the hill + wind. Once over the top, we were away and laughing. It had a sunroof that was err, shall we saw "an aftermarket" addition. It was off centre. Someone had put it in with a jigsaw.
I made a profit selling that as well.
Shittest modern car i had......
Nissan Juke. Had one for a week recently as a hire car. 1.5D,. Now that is a truly terrible car, in every possible way you could imagine. Cheap and nasty interior, uncomfortable, jittery ride, slow, small, looks ridiculous. Nissan Joke. Anyone who owns one, the joke really is on you.
REnault Laguna was pretty bad too. Like a shit Cavalier.
The Avensis was a dull, wallowy, unreliable, ugly, poverty-spec piece of rubbish, but the Mondeo gave me a bad back and was just the worst designed thing I've ever been in. Random electrical failures all over the place and the worst seats I've ever encountered.
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I had a 40th Anniversary mini...
I fucking loved that car. It drove like a go kart.
But it was a piece of shit mechanically.
Bought brand new, within 3 months it had a new gearbox. It was treated to another new gearbox within the following 3 months after the first new one.
Then the steering rack went. If you went round a tight corner and applied full lock the steering wheel never returned to centre. It was tilted one way or the other depending upon which direction you had just turned in.
Then, as it's a Mini, it decided to rust. I sold it to the John Cooper garage in Worthing for a huge loss, and went and bought an Audi A3. Now that was a lovely car!
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