Collective nouns for guitar stuff.

EricTheWeary

An ejaculation of effects. 

Jack_

A fistful of Flange.

richardhomer

DrBob said:

Pack of strings ?

no ? 

Lol'd. That's very clever....

TonyR

A wall-full of guitars
A floor-full of FX

Well it is in my house anyway!

How about a pick of plectrums?

bluechargeboy

A ubiquity of Strats

An eyeful of Ibanezes

An embarrassment of BC Riches

Kalimna

A blast of Thorpy's.

An Edge of delays.

A relic of Telecasters.

A tube of modellers.

Adam.

DaevidJ

A sally of Mustangs...
An improvisation of Jazzmasters...

drippycat

A strut of Gretsches

A widdle of Ibanezes

DiscoStu

A tide of Crimsons.

HAL9000

A pride of Felines
A mass of sustain blocks
An amalgam of PRS players
An endorsement of Bonamassas
A nest of (ESP) Vipers

drippycat

Should it be an aspiration of Gibsons, an expiration of Gibsons, an inspiration of Gibsons, an obfustication of Gibsons or an unfair dismissal of Gibsons? I can't decide which vowel to start with.

fields5069

An "n -1" of guitars.

guitarfishbay

A fuck this of Floyd Roses

Bridgehouse

A pain in the arse of twelve strings 

Strat_a_tat_tat

An Insufficiency of Guitars.

There's always going to be another one you're going to want.

fretfinder

A forest of fuzz (ooer...).

Jalapeno

My Preciousssssssssssssssssssssss !

57Deluxe

a bunch of blind optimisms

CloudNine

A Calamity of Cleartone Conversions.

An 'Arrghhh-my-fucking-eyes' of Knaggs.

sweepy

A Loss of Picks