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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24318
    What I'm amazed at is how the brain can subconsciously police your language depending on your environment.  e.g., you find yourself swearing like a navvy around your peers in private yet you somehow manage not to say "you stupid fucking cunt" if you drop a bottle on the floor at the supermarket checkout.
    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
    Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
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  • ArthurFuxacheArthurFuxache Frets: 0
    edited March 2017
    Bollocks!
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24318
    What do we want ?
    A cure for amnesia!
    When do we want it ?
    Top of this page.
    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
    Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
    Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
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  • NiteflyNitefly Frets: 4917
    miserneil said:
    Ruddy Bounders the lot of you.
    Oh, I say!  Steady on, old thing!
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  • Flanging_FredFlanging_Fred Frets: 3022
    edited March 2017
    After a considerable amount of painstaking research I am proud to unveil the word 'Jizznozzle' onto TheFB. Please use wisely.
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  • marantz1300marantz1300 Frets: 3107

    Cock warts

    Spunk holes

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  • robgilmorobgilmo Frets: 3456
    I like fucktard, its a word for most occasions and can address a multitude of different people , or , fucktards.
    A Deuce , a Tele and a cup of tea.
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  • stickyfiddlestickyfiddle Frets: 27005
    The Assumptions - UAE party band for all your rock & soul desires
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  • scrumhalfscrumhalf Frets: 11303
    You're just a bunch of muddy funsters.
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  • TimmyOTimmyO Frets: 7422
    hotpot said:
    I got a telling off from my sister in law because her grandkids have picked up on me belching really loud & saying bollocks at the same time, It's very satisfying when you do a deep belch lol

    Unbeknown to me the young lad has been doing it at the dinner table lol.....oops.
    Love that @hotpot  
    Red ones are better. 
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  • IamnobodyIamnobody Frets: 6906
    edited March 2017
    Time and a place and all that. I don't swear in front of my Mom for example.
    Don't moderate you language for her - she absolutely loves it when I talk dirty to her...

      
    Previously known as stevebrum
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  • marantz1300marantz1300 Frets: 3107
    bumpy shite
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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24580
    marantz1300 said:
    bumpy shite
    Been eating sweetcorn again?
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  • marantz1300marantz1300 Frets: 3107
    edited March 2017
    dunkey
    dribbling cock
    arse wipe
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  • marantz1300marantz1300 Frets: 3107
    Bridgehouse said:
    marantz1300 said:
    bumpy shite
    Been eating sweetcorn again?

    maybe
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  • MagicPigDetectiveMagicPigDetective Frets: 3028
    scrumhalf said:
    You're just a bunch of muddy funsters.
    Forget you 
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  • skunkwerxskunkwerx Frets: 6881
    Cock juggling thundercunts! 
    The only easy day, was yesterday...
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  • PolarityManPolarityMan Frets: 7287
    Fuck you titty suckin' two balled bitch with a fat green clit
    my big cornhoto bitch
    oh shit, fucking ass licking piss sucking cunt
    these nuts on your lips kentucky fried kung-pao clitsI don't know what to say
    so what?
    don't give a fuck, man
    I don't know what to say
    so what?Saggy tits swinging between your fat crusty armpits
    big ass hairy mole between your pussy lips
    fuck shit cock dick cunt ass barf piss
    bitch ass pecker quief oh fuck shit bitch
    damn fucking diarrhea sluts with dicks

    I don't know what to say
    so what?
    don't give a fuck, man
    I don't know what to say
    so what?
    don't give a fuck, man
    I don't know what to say
    so what?
    don't give a fuck, man
    I don't know what to say
    so what?

    I have fought to find stuff to say
    but now I've found somethin' to say

    Fuck you!!!
    punk ass bitch!!!

    Fuck you!!!
    punk ass bitch!!!

    I don't know what to say
    so what?
    don't give a fuck, man
    I don't know what to say
    so what?
    don't give a fuck, man
    I don't know what to say
    so what?
    don't give a fuck, man
    I don't know what to say
    so what?

    Fuck
    shit
    cunt
    bitch

    ဈǝᴉʇsɐoʇǝsǝǝɥɔဪቌ
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  • PolarityManPolarityMan Frets: 7287
    Also......bawbag
    ဈǝᴉʇsɐoʇǝsǝǝɥɔဪቌ
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  • MagicPigDetectiveMagicPigDetective Frets: 3028
    edited March 2017
    Shove it up her motherfucking ass and fry it

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTuchp4CHuA





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