Who would you choose to play YOU in a movie ?

Telejester

Disallowed choices are

John Holmes
Milton Berle
Mandingo

Before you all race to choose them

Id get joseph pujol to play me, a flatulist who was a farting legend, i have something in common with him.

starwarsnosebleed

Vern Troyer

mudslide73

Rodney Bewes c.1973.

breakstuff

John Inman.

fretmeister

Ron Jeremy.

merlin

Andy Serkis, and here's why. 

Ravenous

Danny DeVito would be the closest fit, unfortunately.

equalsql

Eric Morecombe.

RandallFlagg

Probably Conleth Hill (Varys from Game of Thrones) probably my most lookalike celeb

hotpot

Fred Dibnah in Die hard.

english_bob

RandallFlagg said:

Probably Conleth Hill (Varys from Game of Thrones) probably my most lookalike celeb

Weirdly, Conleth Hill doesn't look anything like Varys either:

guitarfishbay

Arnold Schwarzenegger. Because it would be hilarious watching him shout obscenities at Logic X. 'Eet's naat a Transient'

VimFuego

Judy Garland is a pretty close fit. She has more hair than me, but my tits are bigger.

CabbageCat

Probably Paul Giamatti.

fretmeister

CabbageCat said:

Probably Paul Giamatti.

I'd take that - as long as Maggie Sif could be cast as my missus (as per 'Billions')

Sporky

Rachel Weiss.

Lady BMcH will be played by Pierce Brosnan.

Telejester

starwarsnosebleed said:

Vern Troyer

Never heard of him

thecolourbox

I'd like to go for David Duchovny from the early X Files series, or James Dean before he died, or maybe even Johnny Depp from the early 00s. However in actuality it'd probably be either Russell Howard or the bloke who played Egon in the original Ghostbusters if my two most recently suggested lookalikes are anything to go by

ICBM

Eddie Redmayne

Because he's good at playing weird geeky types, and my wife fancies him.

mudslide73

equalsql said:

Eric Morecombe.

Arf! @equalsql - now you come to mention it

Telejester

ICBM said:

Eddie Redmayne

Because he's good at playing weird geeky types, and my wife fancies him.

You mark my word mate, redmayne is the next hugh grant in romantic comedy fodder with an english fop haircut and a script of " I...I...really really dont know....I...I.....gosh this is fun....erm....erm....I....I ", you wait and see.