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Spiders are absolutely beautiful creatures up close (even if they do make your skin feel spontaneously itchy.)
And yes, they really do keep flies and other stuff under control.
Hug a spider today!
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I never kill them - always catch them with half an old perspex Seymour Duncan pickup box and a postcard that's kept handy, and chuck them out of the front window into the bushes where it's quite sheltered. I know full well they'll be back soon enough - it's actually quite easy to recognise some of the big ones .
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
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Wis awarded for finding a way to combine spiders and guitars.
(Bowie tune just popped into my head for some reason.)
I tend to treat spiders a bit like women.
I quite like having them around, but the big hairy ones can fuck off.
Or a direct hit of the stuff REALLY deters them.
That's the world's biggest money spider.
The big fuck off tarantula-like Huntsmen that seem to be appearing every week can fuck right off. Fucking cunts.
Hooters was lyin' in bed the other night when all of a sudden a screeeeeeem came from the room as though some monster had thrown a freshly severed head onto her lap........I honest tae God immediately thought that her life was somehow in peril
I rushed into the room fully expecting a fight tae the death with some unknown demon, or worse, two hoodies , when she pointed at the bottom of the bed and screeeeeemed once more,even louder, "A HUNTSMAN"
In my head I visualised bludgeoning her tae death and that somehow brought me back tae normal(ish)
Nothing wrong with spiders, and the only thing reason they leave my gaff is because the wife hats them. Now dentists, they're really scary. Poncing around with their PRS's, fucking frightening, I tell you.
Like the conkers, it's a smell that puts them off
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Crane flies are easy to catch - wait till they land, then quickly gently pinch a wing between your fingers… unlike the legs, they don't fall off as an escape mechanism. Then evict from the house!
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein