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pissed up cycling would be awesome, and no doubt fights would break out so it'd cross over into combat sports
stoned ice hockey may be a bit slow though
however, acid hockey could be quite funny
I do agree with other points above about certain events like tennis, golf and football were the Olympic Gold Medal is of less value then winning a major in golf or the Champions League in football - Maybe keep golf and or tennis in but restrict it to those not in the top 100 rankings, or under 18/19's only - Or indeed create a new variation of it for the Olympics - Football for instance could be a 5 a side tournament only - Still fun and competitive
I love watching amateur boxing personally, I wish they showed more of it on TV.
The Tetratathlon: 4 events. Solo synchronised swimming*, followed by Dressage, followed by flower arranging and lastly a 400m skipping race (not with a rope, just the skipping that kids do)
*this would be poncing about in the water with a cheesy grin by yourself, so not actually 'synchronised' but similar moves.
My view of Olympic sports is simpler.
It's a complete corrupt body that simply follows the money. Case in point, the serious consideration they are giving to gaming (i.e. on screens) participating in future events..
https://www.olympic.org/news/olympic-movement-esports-and-gaming-communities-meet-at-the-esports-forum
That would remove gymnastics, diving, boxing, wrestling, dressage to name but a few.
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