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I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.
Are they hand-raised?
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
Yes this one.
It's pretty archetypal of the Musicradar crowd. It's this sort of boring about-as-risque-as-a-waffle kind of humour that makes me want to set you all on fire. Figuratively of course, not literally. I bottle up my violence and regurgitate it out via the internet - oooohhh how wonderful modern civilisation is!
But yes. These types of threads.
Yes this one.
They're like the Michael McIntyre threads of the forum. Absolutely void of any real humour, yet half the planet would chuckle away and happily engage without a moments notice.
Yet post something mildly controversial and everyone loses their shit - and in secret too. Hidden forums, full of moustache'd admins and ginger code-geeks, ranting and trying to convince one another to throw down the ban hammer on the obscene person who made that joke. How dare he not plumb himself into the matrix of puns and self-referential FUCKING DULLARD CUNT HUMOUR... How dare he..... how dare he... how dare he....
Or she. I'm not sexist.
Then they compromise and send out an emissary; someone to deliver a message, carefully designed not to ruffle the beasts feathers. Could you please calm down sir, you're disturbing the other guests. Please refrain from smearing shit on our nice new curtains.
But yeah. Cool thread bro!!
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
But I still didn't laugh.
I am overweight.
Maybe I should move this thread to "Speaker's Corner" as I feel the urge to get name calling.