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"Yes, yes I do!"
"Alright. Get your two lips round me cock".
Prince Charles arrived in Inverkeithing in Fife to open the Highland Games. He was appropriately dressed in the kilt, but had a very strange hat on his head. It looked like a Davy Crockett hat, but was made out of a fox.
As the day wore on one of the officials was getting more and more curious, till it got the better of him.
He addressed the prince, "Your Royal Highness, one was wondering about the hat?"
"Ah yes." said Prince Charles, "At breakfast this morning mummy was asking what I was doing today, and I told her I was opening the Inverkeithing Highland Games."
Her mouth was full of cornflakes, but I'm sure she said, "Wear the fox hat?"
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
I'm personally responsible for all global warming
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son..
He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face....The father
realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the
back..
The boy coughs up 2 of the 10p's but is still choking. Looking at his son,
the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of
coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down,
neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her seat
and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulls down his pants:
Takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently
at first and then ever so firmly.. tighter and tighter !!! After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last of the 10p's, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and
'No,' the woman replied.
I'm with the Inland Revenue..'
Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
I'm personally responsible for all global warming
Hmm,they look like some old black and white pics.....sorry,I never could recall the names of an old flame....