Friday humour

Cryptid · October 2022

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a clinic to donate blood. The doctor asks the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"

The rabbit: "I'm probably a Type O"

HAL9000 · October 2022

Restaurant customer: How do you prepare the lobsters?

Waiter: Actually it’s less traumatic if we just spring it on them.

proggy · October 2022

I went into a restaurant in the Arctic Circle.

"What's on the menu?" I asked the waiter.

"Whale meat for starter, followed by whale meat main course and whale meat dessert" said the waiter.

"Is that it?" I replied.

"Well sir", said the waiter, "You could try today's special, The Vera Lynn"

"What is it?" I enquired.

"Whale meat again" said the waiter.

P0wderF1nger · October 2022

Old MacDonald had tourettes,
E I E I Cunt

roberty · October 2022

Emp_Fab · October 2022

Have you noticed that, certainly with Google's keyboard app Gboard, it willfully refuses to offer you words you have typed, like cont, soldiers, attending and weaker... See what I mean!

axisus · October 2022

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axisus · October 2022

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axisus · October 2022

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axisus · October 2022

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axisus · October 2022

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Gandalph · October 2022

BREAKING NEWS:

Sting has been kidnapped.

The Police have no lead.

Adey · October 2022

Has Andy summers been kidnapped too then?

:-)

the_jaffa · October 2022

And some one has forced them to go wireless

EricTheWeary · October 2022

Gandalph said:

BREAKING NEWS:
Sting has been kidnapped.
The Police have no lead.

Obviously fake news, it’s just a bassless rumour.

Stratavarious · October 2022

I heard the suspected kidnapper had a police record.

Stratavarious · October 2022

EricTheWeary said:

Gandalph said:

BREAKING NEWS:
Sting has been kidnapped.
The Police have no lead.

Obviously fake news, it’s just a bassless rumour.

They might be planning a sting operation

Stratavarious · October 2022

I heard the kidnapper sent his ransom message in a bottle

guitars4you · October 2022

Gandalph said:

BREAKING NEWS:
Sting has been kidnapped.
The Police have no lead.

Andy and Stewart are now both 'so lonely' without Sting

bertie · October 2022

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