Friday humour

Cryptid

You've goat to be kidding me

Nitefly

Any self-respecting goat would just eat the bloody thing anyway.

Kittyfrisk

Get goat, get cape , fly...

maltingsaudio

One for the pedants do watch until the end
https://twitter.com/aljwhite/status/1580282141329719296?s=61&t=V5cdilV1oQyfX2TW9zBJLQ

bertie

Jonathangus

Kittyfrisk

merlin

Kittyfrisk said:

Some yoga guru he turned out to be. 

Kittyfrisk

I heard he was a 10 pin bowling coach...

chillidoggy

I do hope he washes his hands afterwards.

Haych

I'm still trying to work out what they're doing and why.  

I can only think that this is the class that prepares for nuclear war, where people learn how to kiss their arse goodbye.

bertie

Kittyfrisk said:

I heard he was a 10 pin bowling coach...

does prostate tests at week-ends

LastMantra

I hope he's not still doing it anyway!

Kittyfrisk

Meet mah new doggy 'Snoop'.
 He spent most of the day chasing after bitches...

Stratavarious

https://www.conservatives.com/

rogd

Stratavarious said:

https://www.conservatives.com/

Please tell me that is a piss take.

Kittyfrisk

rogd said:

Stratavarious said:

https://www.conservatives.com/

Please tell me that is a piss take.

There is no topping that as a joke. Satirical comedy & irony is dead... 

proggy

Old MacDonald had a highly intelligent computer programme

AI-AI-O

Haych

Old McDonald had OCD

EE II O

Cryptid

Karl Marx is an historically famous figure but nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.