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OK, so she was an ex of mine who had joined the police some time after we had dated, but still....
I've also hidden in long grass whilst a van load of coppers bumbled about looking for me with torches (and failed !) - but that's another story. (I hadn't done anything wrong btw !).
However, I've never been arrested or charged with anything more serious than speeding, even though I've done a few bad things in my youth. Probably the most stupid thing I've ever done was flying to Magalluf with a fortnight's worth of amphetamines wedged in my shoes. Fucking insane - right at dog's nose level.
Does all of this make me more sexually attractive to you ?
Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
Police are genuinely quite disappointed when you don't inform them that you pay their wages. So make sure you don't forget to let them know.
They checked the reg details and wished me a pleasant evening.
Only time I have ever been stopped.
Um....I may have to change my Fretboard user name to just 'Dave'....
"no officer" i replied.
"then youve got no excuse to drive like a prat, be on your way"
I apologised and promptly drove away.
Chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them
Donald Trump needs kicking out of a helicopter
Did you get her phone number? Asking for @holnrew...
Twice they cruised past. Third time they stopped in front of me but I was already in reverse and swiftly departing through the empty space behind me. Into first and swiftly down the car park, one of the untowards on foot after me. The driver had cut me off from the exit and by that time obviously he had turned on the lights etc so it didn't take me long to figure out what was happening.
I did tell them how stupid I thought it was to do what they did, and had I had an accident in the process of fleeing what I thought was a car jacking, I would be in a very difficult position.
Always go for the utterly absurd and keep a straight face.
Always go for the utterly absurd and keep a straight face.