Non-paying biddy

JohnPerry

So i sold my Tortuga Martini chorus on ebay, for the first time trusting a newbie with zero feedback. It was a best offer. Needless to say they didn't pay up or reply to any emails. But figure this out. When i find the buyer's details they're a woman called Iris, living (according to the postcode) in a big detached house down a private road in one of the most exclusive suburbs of SW London. Who's called Iris under 70? So what's her story? Was it late one night and she just was drawn to anything with "martini" in the title? Weird. Anyway, i'll never know. I cancelled the sale and Frankus, a man of great discernment, has bought it on the forum. And yes. I basically posted this for the title.

Deijavoo

Iris is gonna be pissed (in both senses)!

jonnyburgo

She probably died when she realised what she'd bought, hence the non payment.

TTony

She probably clicked with her eyes closed ...

(Sorry!)

chillidoggy

You know what Iris is like - any thing, any time, any place, any where.

thermionic

I see and like what you've done there.

randomhandclaps

:-O

What makes this whole story sound even stranger is that rumour that was doing the rounds on the forum a few months back that Frankus lives in a big detached house in an exclusive part of south west London and that his real name is in fact Iris!!!!!!!!!!

 

mike_l

@randomhandclaps ; that's no rumour..........

Antique_Guitars

SW is the best!

frankus

randomhandclaps said:

:-O

What makes this whole story sound even stranger is that rumour that was doing the rounds on the forum a few months back that Frankus lives in a big detached house in an exclusive part of south west London and that his real name is in fact Iris!!!!!!!!!!

 These Chinese Whispers are funny... my real name is Jennifer Anniston but yeah I do live in South West London... and I do collect chorus pedals.

Drew_TNBD

frankus said:

randomhandclaps said:

:-O

What makes this whole story sound even stranger is that rumour that was doing the rounds on the forum a few months back that Frankus lives in a big detached house in an exclusive part of south west London and that his real name is in fact Iris!!!!!!!!!!

 These Chinese Whispers are funny... my real name is Jennifer Anniston but yeah I do live in South West London... and I do collect chorus pedals.

You have nice tits.