Can anyone make sense of this Gumtree description?

Stuckfast · September 2017

They're all words, and they form combinations that look like sentences, but I can't actually extract any meaning from it.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/guitar-instrument/2001-fender-stratocaster-mexican-pearl-white-/1264872680

scrumhalf · September 2017

I didn't know Stanley Unwin was still alive.

Outstandifold!

Flink_Poyd · September 2017

I ran that through Google Translate but it couldn't detect a language.

Rox · September 2017

Guitar for sale, £220

Funkfingers · September 2017

"Tremolo stick"?

WezV · September 2017

Rox said:

Guitar for sale, £220

But we will go as low as £180.

rico · September 2017

Actually spat my dinner out reading that.

Particulartly like the line about the extra circuits and the fact Mexican Fenders were designed for Cowboys and farmers.

Still, a strat for £180.

Cols · September 2017

Roughly translated, it means "run a mile".

Sparky · September 2017

Start for sale, f****ed about with it a bit. £180.00

OilCityPickups · September 2017

Actually I think it may have been written in another language and fed through an online translator ... that's the sort of bastardised English that sort of program produces ... I mean cowboys and farmers is the sort of translation a dumb ass computer would make for 'Country and Western'.