What happens if the world starts again...

WezV

... and the first woman doesn't want children?


just been asked this by my five year old daughter.  I thought it was more interesting than the ridiculous questions being asked around here recently.


She also asked how cats get married.

RaymondLin

First woman….

Chicken and Egg.

RaymondLin

Also, the gene pool needs a LOT more than 1 woman.

webrthomson

Did she find a reset button

TTony

If the world were to start again, I'm pretty sure that women would make sure that men did the child bearing next time...

bingefeller

TTony said:

If the world were to start again, I'm pretty sure that women would make sure that men did the child bearing next time...

Yup, women are cruel like that.  Id have a hysterectomy.   

Bridgehouse

Cats don't get married. 


They get a Civil Purrtnership.

WezV

RaymondLin said:

First woman….

Chicken and Egg.

Yes, we have already had that discussion.   She has decided the first person must have been a woman already.  

Think I may have a proto-feminazi creationist on my hands.   

Winny_Pooh

WezV said:

... and the first woman doesn't want children?


just been asked this by my five year old daughter.  I thought it was more interesting than the ridiculous questions being asked around here recently.


She also asked how cats get married.

The correct answer is: "There was no first women because many Neanderthals eventually became many Homo Sapiens. Furthermore, contraception was unavoidable and a necessary instinct unlike today where women are breeding out of control." 

WezV

What have neanderthals got to do with cat marriage?  

Maynehead

I don't think the first amoebas on earth had the propensity or capacity to question their overwhelming urge to split into two...

PolarityMan

The world's round there isn;t a definable start and end

Veganic

Is she asking what happens when you don't want to do something that you think you morally should do or what happens if you don't want to do something and other people (1st man I am looking at you) want you to? Should she be true to herself or to the group? Interesting question.

The cat thing, tell her from me that's a bloody stupid question.

JezWynd

Winny_Pooh said:

WezV said:

... and the first woman doesn't want children?


just been asked this by my five year old daughter.  I thought it was more interesting than the ridiculous questions being asked around here recently.


She also asked how cats get married.

The correct answer is: "There was no first women because many Neanderthals eventually became many Homo Sapiens. Furthermore, contraception was unavoidable and a necessary instinct unlike today where women are breeding out of control." 

More Tonic.

AlexC

Obviously the real issue here is whether the first woman still wants sex with the first man, or not. And if he's made himself a guitar from a nearby tree then he could die a happy man and sod the future of the human race.

proggy

AlexC said:

Obviously the real issue here is whether the first woman still wants sex with the first man, or not. And if he's made himself a guitar from a nearby tree then he could die a happy man and sod the future of the human race.

To be honest, she might not have much option.

chillidoggy

Thank God it's you, Wez. I thought for one moment when I read the thread title that this was going to be another thread by the FB's resident Flat Earth person.

WezV

chillidoggy said:

Thank God it's you, Wez. I thought for one moment when I read the thread title that this was going to be another thread by the FB's resident Flat Earth person.

I saw the "what happens when you die" thread a few minutes after she asked her question.  I actually read it in a 5 year old girls voice.  The line of questioning and logical reasoning seemed pretty similar to some of the flat earth and religious threads.

i applaud such reasoning from a 5 year old.

axisus

I guess that the first man and woman are going to be a bit disappointed when they start using Tinder.

Sassafras

Immaculate conception.
Try explaining that to her.

snakemanStoo

Bridgehouse said:

Cats don't get married. 


They get a Civil Purrtnership.

They go to the Meowthedists?