You know you are posh when...

Kilgore

When the National Trust own your house.

proggy

When you feed croutons to the ducks.

scrumhalf

You know you are posh when you would never say "you know you are posh", but would rather say "one knows when one is posh".

Hugs.

Phil_aka_Pip

you buy £100 ties ... and are surprised that a car boot sale is full of poor people looking for a bargain!

HAL9000

Well, I suspect I’m now posh. I’ve just had a phone call from Laithwaites wine from somebody claiming to be my ‘personal wine advisor’. Come on now, how many of you riff raff have a ‘personal wine advisor’, eh?

Ravenous

HAL9000 said:

Well, I suspect I’m now posh. I’ve just had a phone call from Laithwaites wine from somebody claiming to be my ‘personal wine advisor’. Come on now, how many of you riff raff have a ‘personal wine advisor’, eh?

Bah. I bought some Saffron last week.

(From Tesco, though.)

p90fool

HAL9000 said:

Well, I suspect I’m now posh. I’ve just had a phone call from Laithwaites wine from somebody claiming to be my ‘personal wine advisor’. Come on now, how many of you riff raff have a ‘personal wine advisor’, eh?

I do. 

She said "If you don't cut down your intake Mr. Fool I'm going to have to refer you to a rehab clinic"

edbolivar

Don’t have a wine advisor but my cellar is curated by Berry Brothers, does that count?

Dominic

No,Lay and Wheeler are far better thought of lately

Dominic

Phil_aka_Pip said:

you buy £100 ties ... and are surprised that a car boot sale is full of poor people looking for a bargain!

I am posh but that's technically wrong .......nearly all the ties were gifts 
Posh rule No 1 ) Posh people and Toffs never spend a penny in anger .....that's far too nouveau riche and ghastly 
 They drive very old Volvos ,spend cock all ,dress like tramps give shitty mean gifts and lie by saying that they have great sentimental value and belonged to their Godfather and accept very expensive gifts ungraciously (like ties !)
  New money shouts .................Old money whispers

CHRISB50

You bank with Coutts. 

speshul91

When one's butler is reading one this thread and typing one's replies. 

edbolivar

@Dominic ;
Don’t mind Lay and Wheeler but aren’t they just Majestic in a posh frock since the acquisition...
Plus I can pop into BBR for a browse and a chat on the way to the club, can’t pop into the internet for L&W the last I checked.

Sporky

Phil_aka_Pip said:

you buy £100 ties ... 

People spend that little on a tie?

Might as well just have a piece of grubby string around your neck.

Dominic

CHRISB50 said:

You bank with Coutts. 

No......40 years ago .......the real deal banks with Hoare and Co who still hand sign all letters ' Your faithful servant "

Sesh

One calls this orf torpic.

CHRISB50

Dominic said:

CHRISB50 said:

You bank with Coutts. 

No......40 years ago .......the real deal banks with Hoare and Co who still hand sign all letters ' Your faithful servant "

I doth bow to your superior knowledge Oh Posh One. 

I only know one posh, millionairess. She banks with Coutts. I'll have to tell her she's been left behind. 

FX_Munkee

Dominic said:

CHRISB50 said:

You bank with Coutts. 

No......40 years ago .......the real deal banks with Hoare and Co who still hand sign all letters ' Your faithful servant "

That's shorthand for "grovelling lickspittle" isn't it?

shrinkwrap

It's all in your dipthongs - do you say "way-trose" or do you hope they cleave your arse cheeks.

Cirrus

...your wife has a little red carpet in her vagina that she rolls out for your "Bentley"