You know you are posh when...

TheOtherDennis

FX_Munkee said:

Dominic said:

CHRISB50 said:

You bank with Coutts. 

No......40 years ago .......the real deal banks with Hoare and Co who still hand sign all letters ' Your faithful servant "

That's shorthand for "grovelling lickspittle" isn't it?

No, it's short for "You have so much money you really have no fucking idea how much we've just charged you for this, do you?"

Evilmags

You know your posh when you have no idea what your worth, but the nice man at Gerrard / Carr Sheppards/ Laing and Cruikshank sends you a huge monthly cheque that' never the same amount, your labrador fart once made SamCam faint and Rachel Johnson husband fully understands you can reach places she can't and keeps quite about it.

kaypeejay

Evilmags said:

You know your posh when you have no idea what your worth, but the nice man at Gerrard / Carr Sheppards/ Laing and Cruikshank sends you a huge monthly cheque that' never the same amount, your labrador fart once made SamCam faint and Rachel Johnson husband fully understands you can reach places she can't and keeps quite about it.

Obviously not me then, I didn't understand a word of that!

Nikko

HAL9000 said:

Well, I suspect I’m now posh. I’ve just had a phone call from Laithwaites wine from somebody claiming to be my ‘personal wine advisor’. Come on now, how many of you riff raff have a ‘personal wine advisor’, eh?

How many people buy wine from Laithwaites?

...theres your answer

mudslide73

Laithwaites are the Britannia Music Club of wine.  

Sporky

mudslide73 said:

Laithwaites are the Britannia Music Club of wine.  

I laughed a lot at that.

And I get most of my wine from them. All at unbelievable discounts, of course.

NelsonP

Ravenous said:

HAL9000 said:

Well, I suspect I’m now posh. I’ve just had a phone call from Laithwaites wine from somebody claiming to be my ‘personal wine advisor’. Come on now, how many of you riff raff have a ‘personal wine advisor’, eh?

Bah. I bought some Saffron last week.

(From Tesco, though.)

Isn't Saffron a posh girl's name?

Bridgehouse

NelsonP said:

Ravenous said:

HAL9000 said:

Well, I suspect I’m now posh. I’ve just had a phone call from Laithwaites wine from somebody claiming to be my ‘personal wine advisor’. Come on now, how many of you riff raff have a ‘personal wine advisor’, eh?

Bah. I bought some Saffron last week.

(From Tesco, though.)

Isn't Saffron a posh girl's name?

Yeah, but it's pronounced "singen"