Howdy, Stranger!

It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!

Sign In with Google

Become a Subscriber!

Subscribe to our Patreon, and get image uploads with no ads on the site!

Read more...

So what do you hope is under the tree this year?

What's Hot
It's that time of year again when we hope our friends and family have finally taken notice of what we actually want. So what new guitar related gifts are you hoping for this Christmas?
0reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 0reaction image Wisdom
«1

Comments

  • JerkMoansJerkMoans Frets: 8794
    An ace-cool Gibson Firebird.

    Which I'm reasonably confident about, given that it's sitting here in my office :D
    Inactivist Lefty Lawyer
    0reaction image LOL 2reaction image Wow! 0reaction image Wisdom
  • JerkMoans said:
    An ace-cool Gibson Firebird.

    Which I'm reasonably confident about, given that it's sitting here in my office :D
    Pics?
    1reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 0reaction image Wisdom
  • JerkMoansJerkMoans Frets: 8794
    JerkMoans said:
    An ace-cool Gibson Firebird.

    Which I'm reasonably confident about, given that it's sitting here in my office :D
    Pics?
    Tsk.  Not till Xmas day, when I shall open it up and feign joy and surprise for the benefit of the minor Moanses.
    Inactivist Lefty Lawyer
    0reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 3reaction image Wisdom
  • Jack_Jack_ Frets: 3175
    edited December 2017
    A sense of purpose.

    Or a Ukelele.
    0reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 0reaction image Wisdom
  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28338
    I want peace on earth, goodwill to all men and Jenna Coleman naked covered in baby oil. I can assure you that I won't be thinking of guitars at all, for at least 5 minutes.
    2reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 0reaction image Wisdom
  • kt66kt66 Frets: 315
    Picked it up today, Sherton II pro from 2015. 

    0reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 0reaction image Wisdom
  • SporkySporky Frets: 28237
    A new cello bow.

    Sadly out of stock with the importers, so hoping won't get me far.

    Lady BMcH assures me that the small gifts will more than make up for any delay in the main present. She is very good at presents so I have no problem believing her.
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
    0reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 0reaction image Wisdom
  • I hope the body of that hooker has decomposed enough to provide no evidence...
    The Bigsby was the first successful design of what is now called a whammy bar or tremolo arm, although vibrato is the technically correct term for the musical effect it produces. In standard usage, tremolo is a rapid fluctuation of the volume of a note, while vibrato is a fluctuation in pitch. The origin of this nonstandard usage of the term by electric guitarists is attributed to Leo Fender, who also used the term “vibrato” to refer to what is really a tremolo effect.
    5reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 0reaction image Wisdom
  • When I was operating as a musician I used to say Don't buy me anything that I could write down against tax.
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
    0reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 1reaction image Wisdom
  • mrkbmrkb Frets: 6821
    kt66 said:
    Picked it up today, Sherton II pro from 2015. 

    Another one for the wife to count??!?
    Karma......
    Ebay mark7777_1
    3reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 0reaction image Wisdom
  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 15488
    soil, and composting leaves.

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

    0reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 0reaction image Wisdom
  • stonevibestonevibe Frets: 7143
    3 grams of coke and a hooker

    Win a Cort G250 SE Guitar in our Guitar Bomb Free UK Giveaway 


    0reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 1reaction image Wisdom
  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 15488
    stonevibe said:
    3 grams of coke and a hooker
    have a word with melted, he may be able to help you out.

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

    1reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 0reaction image Wisdom
  • thegummythegummy Frets: 4389
    I know I've got something guitar related but it's not a scratchplate or locking tuners cause I had to ask her before ordering those this week.

    If there was a Santa I'd hope for a John Mayer PRS
    0reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 0reaction image Wisdom
  • I would like for a new "guitar hero" to emerge this year and go on to inspire legions of kids to put down the phones and pick up a guitar.

    “Theory is something that is written down after the music has been made so we can explain it to others”– Levi Clay


    0reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 0reaction image Wisdom
  • zepp76zepp76 Frets: 2534
    All I want (and am getting) is a G7th Capo so I can finally nail the Detectorists theme tune.
    Tomorrow will be a good day.
    0reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 0reaction image Wisdom
  • RavenousRavenous Frets: 1484
    A lie in and a quiet time.
    0reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 2reaction image Wisdom
  • JerkMoansJerkMoans Frets: 8794
    Ravenous said:
    A lie in and a quiet time.
    Oh lordy I'd give my back teeth and family jewels.  Are your prospects as remote as mine...?
    Inactivist Lefty Lawyer
    1reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 0reaction image Wisdom
  • thegummythegummy Frets: 4389
    I would like for a new "guitar hero" to emerge this year and go on to inspire legions of kids to put down the phones and pick up a guitar.
    I think Mayer is as close as there could be and it doesn't seem to be inspiring many kids :( 
    0reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 0reaction image Wisdom
  • rlwrlw Frets: 4696
    axisus said:
    I want peace on earth, goodwill to all men and Jenna Coleman naked covered in baby oil. I can assure you that I won't be thinking of guitars at all, for at least 5 minutes.
    Baby Oil?   Not chocolate spread?
    Save a cow.  Eat a vegetarian.
    0reaction image LOL 0reaction image Wow! 0reaction image Wisdom
Sign In or Register to comment.