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So what do you hope is under the tree this year?

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  • kt66kt66 Frets: 315
    mrkb said:
    kt66 said:
    Picked it up today, Sherton II pro from 2015. 

    Another one for the wife to count??!?
    Hence the "on the spot Stock Take" 
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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30291
    A puppy.
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  • thegummythegummy Frets: 4389
    Sassafras said:
    A puppy.
    Remember it's not just for Christmas
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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30291
    thegummy said:
    Sassafras said:
    A puppy.
    Remember it's not just for Christmas
    I know, with a bit of luck it'll last me right up to New Year's eve especially if it's a fat one.
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28338
    rlw said:
    axisus said:
    I want peace on earth, goodwill to all men and Jenna Coleman naked covered in baby oil. I can assure you that I won't be thinking of guitars at all, for at least 5 minutes.
    Baby Oil?   Not chocolate spread?
    ewwww! you weirdo
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  • TonyRTonyR Frets: 908
    edited December 2017
    The Boss MD 500 that arrived in the post this morning courtesy of @Gassage!
    We are all Chameleons...
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  • Oooh, ooooo, ooooo!

    I want a guitar shaped spatula, a guitar shaped chopping board, a small model of a guitar that will fall to bits before new year, socks with guitars on them, a tie with guitars on it, guitar cufflinks and a FUCKING HORRIBLE shirt with FUCKING guitars all over it.

    Santa can be a total prick sometimes.

    Bah Humbug.
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  • ideal world... plastic surgery (face not tits) & an 88 key midi controller.
    but i will get neither because i am evil and jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam.

    so i have treated myself to a nice new dryer & tongs, a romantic b&w 1950s euro-arthouse dvd, brian cox's 'universal' (which have already started reading as i have no self control), and two bags of lidl's finest italian fresh chestnuts, which i will eat in bed as i watch the dvd (tummyache incoming).

    i will also decide on who gets my charity donation, which is something i think about on christmas day and do on christmas evening every year. last year syria was big in my thoughts so i did heart http://heartelt.org/
    this year i might split between a uk homeless project and an animal project. dunno.

    but basically life is f*cking ace. i lived another year on this amazing planet. i didn't die or get badly sick or beaten up. so maybe a trite-sounding thing to say but i am just happy to be alive.
    i am the hired assassin... the specialist. i introduce myself to you... i'm a sadist.
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  • TTonyTTony Frets: 27515

    So what do you hope is under the tree this year?

    The ground.

    Flying Vs I can just about handle.

    Flying Trees are just wrong.
    Having trouble posting images here?  This might help.
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  • SassafrasSassafras Frets: 30291
    Who wouldn't be delighted and excited to find these under the tree?
    Image result for joe bonamassa cufflinks
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  • Chris_JChris_J Frets: 140
    Wtf
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  • PlectrumPlectrum Frets: 494
    TTony said:

    Flying Trees are just wrong.
    Flying Squirrels might disagree :)
    One day I'm going to make a guitar out of butter to experience just how well it actually plays.
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  • ricorico Frets: 1220
    Hopefully some pickups for partscaster project...
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  • I'm hoping for some Mojo pickups although given that I only ordered them a couple of days ago it would be churlish to complain if Santa is a few weeks late with them :-)
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  • Chris_JChris_J Frets: 140
    At the last minute I treated myself to a broadcast pedal, should arrive later in the week :)
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  • I have learnt over many years that what I want to be under the tree and what actually is under the tree are never as extravagant or expensive as my tastes; it’s a good way of teaching me to be more grateful and less greedy.
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  • underdogunderdog Frets: 8334
    edited December 2017
    stonevibe said:
    3 grams of coke and a hooker
    You've got your priorities all wrong man, Christmas is about love, sharing, being with a group of people who care, so I asked for one gram of coke and 3 hooker's. 
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  • Sassafras said:
    Who wouldn't be delighted and excited to find these under the tree?
    Image result for joe bonamassa cufflinks
    Really???


    "When the train, it left the station, there was two lights on behind,
    Well, the blue light was my baby, and the red light was my mind.”
    Robert Johnson
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9674
    edited December 2017
    Sassafras said:
    Who wouldn't be delighted and excited to find these under the tree?
    Image result for joe bonamassa cufflinks
    James Bond?
    Jason Bourne?
    Jack Bruce?

    ...or, perhaps, flip one of them round for a BJ!
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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